Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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