Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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hi penis ham telephone

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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Where's the dick??? east

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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