four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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whats brown and sticky? A stick

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Do you love me? No.

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YOU

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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