- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

Your future.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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