Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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