Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Woman Rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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Anti Joke

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