A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Black People

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A murderer.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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This is not funny.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Knock knock, Come in...

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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