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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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