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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Poverty.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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