what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Nah

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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A blonde girl is lying dead on the floor with a potato peeler in her hand, what killed her? Substance abuse and loneliness.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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baby seal walks into a club

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Cancer.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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