What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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