What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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raisin boogers

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Donald Trump

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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