Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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http://citizenmcgeedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/borat-banana-hammock.jpg?w=300

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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