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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no, and leaves.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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America

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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