What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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