Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Dakota Fanning

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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kk

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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mikey is cute

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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