Agricultural production fell significantly.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Brittney Spears

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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pedophile

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Why didn't the Asian student ask for a calculator? Because he was busy washing the dishes and thought a calculator would be completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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