Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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