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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Queens Park rangers

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Barbara Streisand

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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