WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Women's rights.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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