This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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