Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Screw it you write the joke.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Neither does he.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Rebecca Black

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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