how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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