who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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Mike tyson

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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2 Penises

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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