- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

hi my name is? joe

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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