What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Feminism.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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EGGPLANT

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One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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