What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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WILLY

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Stop procrastinating.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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