What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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