Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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