Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

Matt is not funny.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

You should read the Terms of Service.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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