Immigration Laws

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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