A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Where's my tractor?

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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