If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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