Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Give me thumbs up!

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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nice tits.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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i have cancer

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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