Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Anti Joke

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