Josh kissing a girl

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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epic win?

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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no rasist joks

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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