The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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An atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said "god bless you". He thanked them and continued on with his normal day because it wasn't really that big of a deal to him.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Anti Joke

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