A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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