So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Horse tits

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Bags of delicious poop.

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Women's rights

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eat a hot dog

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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An man walks to a bra

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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