Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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