what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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