Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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This post contains NOTHING.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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