An Irishman walks out of a bar

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Women's rights.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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