Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Caitlyn.

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Homo say what?

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Anti Joke

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