Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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