- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

You're on fire.

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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