why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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outside your comfort zone

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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