- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

cot!

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Gay rights.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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