There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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