Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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This sentence is a lie.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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