Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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What's up? The sky.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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