A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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KKK

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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