A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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