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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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boner

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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stop it ryan vallee

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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