What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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