What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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what's black and can't swim?

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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