What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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