What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Kate

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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