An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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american idol

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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