What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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my bubbles!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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