An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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Woman's rights

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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WNBA

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Black people

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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