Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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I was born.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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The Bible

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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noodles

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NEVER

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45.

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69

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Chuck Norris died.

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