What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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A black succeeds

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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