Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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cheese

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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womens rights

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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YOU

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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