What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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