So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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KKK

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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