A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Is this a chair?

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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