Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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