Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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