Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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