Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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women's rights

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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