- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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