Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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i like boobs haha ha hahaha

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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