what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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knock, knock come in

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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David Cameron

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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