What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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