- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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