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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

Kelly Clarkson

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

YO FACE

There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Sex

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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