womens rights

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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