- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

knock knock come in

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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