what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Jesus Christ

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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ugvvvvvv

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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