Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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