Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Women's rights

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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