Nice legs....What time do they open?

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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