four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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hey John will you make some copies

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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I am black.

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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