why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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What does water taste like? Water

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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