A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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