a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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im gay

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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