A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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