What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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