Charles Manson is innocent.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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Roses are red.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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