The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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you just read an anti-joke

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Tony Romo

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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