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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

How high is a Chinaman

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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