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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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cheese

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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