A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Someone told me about this website.

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Religion

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Get in the car.

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