thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, You are reading jokes online, Go make some friends, or take up knitting because it has many benefits.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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