What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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