How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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