What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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DEATH.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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You having friends.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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