How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Which one is hardest?

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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