Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Take this and put it- No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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