What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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So. The gays. ...

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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im at school

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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