its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Anti Joke

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