Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Kony 2012

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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