Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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