A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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