your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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NEVER

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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NEVER

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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