Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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