- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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