- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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