Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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How old is victor? Old

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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you will die someday

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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