What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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