Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Nickelback.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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