- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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