Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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men's rights activists

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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