Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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Anti Joke

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