A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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I have an idea! You leave.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Justin Bieber.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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poop

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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