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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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