Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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The cream, it is coming

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Albino African Americans

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Windows Vista

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The 80's

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your mum

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