- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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