I'm Jewish

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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4/20.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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