There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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