A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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were at work systems r down

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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