why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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