Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Passing by

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Anti Joke

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