What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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ure mama's so fat

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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i'm hard

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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Halo < COD

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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