Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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God

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To pick up the carcass of its road-killed younger brother and weep.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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