A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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a man checks his mypsace

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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