can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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drake

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Wy did the chicken?

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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