Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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