- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

Women's rights.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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