whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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