Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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She said no

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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