- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Dan O'Driscoll

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Fuck her

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Pavel Novak

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

What did you say? I don't know.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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