What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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GUYS LISTEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THIS TO BE THE MOST DISLIKED JOKE EVER !!!!!!!! PLEASE :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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womens rights

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Woman rights.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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