1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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falling didnt make the difference

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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