How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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Lynching Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. It is related to other means of social control that arise in communities, such as charivari, riding the rail, and tarring and feathering. Lynchings have been more frequent in times of social and economic tension, and have often been the means used by the politically dominant population to oppress social challengers. Violence in the United States against African Americans, especially in the South, rose in the aftermath of the Civil War, after slavery had been abolished and recently freed black men were given the right to vote. Violence rose even more at the end of the century, after southern white Democrats regained their political power in the South in the 1870s. States passed new constitutions or legislation which effectively disfranchised most blacks and many poor whites, established segregation of public facilities by race, and separated blacks from common public life and facilities. Nearly 3,500 African Americans were lynched in the United States between 1882 and 1968, mostly from 1882 to 1920. Lynching during the 19th century in the United States, Britain and colonies, coincided with a period of violence which denied people participation in white-dominated society on the basis of race or gender after the Emancipation Act of 1833. Today lynching is a felony in all states of the United States, defined by some codes of law as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person which results in the death of the person," with a 'mob' being defined as "the assemblage of two or more persons, without color or authority of law, for the premeditated purpose and with the premeditated intent of committing an act of violence upon the person of another." Lynching in the second degree is defined as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person and from which death does not result." To sustain a conviction for lynching, at least some evidence of premeditation must be produced, but "The common intent to do violence" may be formed before or during the assemblage."

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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What's worse than failing your english test? Contracting HIV

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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