What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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Banana Hamock.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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