Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Moral

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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