Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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dat shoe shine tho

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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women rights

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Anti Joke

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