Christians pornstars.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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