What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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