What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Wade's the father

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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No, Trinidad.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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The Bible

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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