- Anti Joke

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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