Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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