Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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No antijoke here.

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Dislike this.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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