Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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canada

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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