There once was this guy and he fell down

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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