You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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you will like this because i am black.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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