What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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Sex. That is all.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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