Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Knock, Knock Come in

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top kek

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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