- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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