- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

mc hammers income.

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

German sausage is the wurst

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Mmmmmmmmbutch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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