Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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fart+fart=poop

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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How many people does it take to eat an apple ? One, unless it is divided into pieces for everyone to enjoy.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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