What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

"knock knock" "Come in"

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

A jew go out of a bar

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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