Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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poop.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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How do you make Justin Bieber handsome? He already is!

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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