- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

I have read the terms and conditions

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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