Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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