why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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