Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Johnson stops eating

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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