What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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whats black and large -me

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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