"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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test

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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