Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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