What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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who drinks pee? katness

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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What happens if you are in the north pole at a temperature of -2 Cº and you throw a rock to the air in straight line? The green rockeater will eat it

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porn-hub

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I have a horse.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Dick spice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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