Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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My pet rock died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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