My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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