Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Once upon a time, your face.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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