What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Yo mamas so fat

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

thumb_up thumb_down -22

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

thumb_up thumb_down +3

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +54

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops