Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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elen degeneres is straight....

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I'm not here.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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HEY!

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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