A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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why does column have a letter n?

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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