A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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The New York Giants

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I am quite mature.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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