what's funny about war? nothing!

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Agent 47.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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son, you're adopted.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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