How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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