What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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