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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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