You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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