Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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