Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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womens rights.

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