Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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No. Yes.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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pubic lice.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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