Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What did the mole say? Nothing

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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