What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Illumati Confirmed

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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