- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

19th amendment

Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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