How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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The Pope

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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