What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Anti Joke

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