It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

knock knock go away

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

why does the man appear fat he is

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