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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

What is the best part about football The scoring

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