yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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