Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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The american education system.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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