What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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potato farming

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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