- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Got milk? No.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

homosexuals are gay

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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