How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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My mom's dead

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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