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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Yeah right loser!

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