so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Which is longer? A rope...

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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