why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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