Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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