Take part of what?

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Throw it off the top of the Empire State Building.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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whats 2+2? math.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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