Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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There's my tractor.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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