- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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