- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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