What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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YOU

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Anti Joke

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