A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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