why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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i love huge wieners.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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