pudding

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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two fish are in a tank.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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cool

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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