Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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It says so on your cap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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