Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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