- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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