Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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