A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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