Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Dislike this.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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