Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Lacrosse

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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