What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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well now

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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