A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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