how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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This is not a good joke.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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