rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Haha

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derp

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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