- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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