Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Where's my baby??

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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planking.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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<=3 penis

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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Anti Joke

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