Drew Knowles is gay

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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fkda

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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