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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

What did the sick kid get for cancer? Christmas

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Two parrots were sitting on a perch. The older one turned to the younger one and said "do you smell fish?" The younger one paused for a bit, and replied "do you smell fish?" Their owner had been talking about fish.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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