Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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:O + :P = 69

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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