- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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