- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

i'm hard

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Corn Muffins

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

xavier stop

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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