knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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