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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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