Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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