Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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