What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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hey guys im gay

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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