A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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DERP

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's up? Your time.

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What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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