Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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^that joke's not funny

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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