Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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#Hanging Degus

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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