a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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