What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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what is hollow and bloody? Vagina when it gets genital herpes

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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