Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Nobody cares.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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