Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Hi Shelby!!

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

Hi my name is Bob

Whats worse than suicide? death

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

I hate blackniggers

I love Ciara!

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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