Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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