- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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