facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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balls

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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