Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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no u

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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