why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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Hi

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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So a seal walks into a club...

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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What did the fish say after he

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What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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