How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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