Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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how do you confuse a blond?

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Double-whammy

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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There was a man from Dundee. who's limericks always ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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