Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Ouch.

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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