A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Spinabifita

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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women's lacrosse.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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