What's the difference between Jews and pizza? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it into an oven.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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While driving at night, a man accidently runs down a young child. Devastated, he runs out of the car and begins to break down. He screams up at the sky "Why God? Why?". And God says nothing, because he's not real.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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three black men walk into a bar. they where asked polity to leave.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Knock Knock Who's There Alex, Now open the door, please. Oh Ok.

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Why? Because.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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