Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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minorities

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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