Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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heat!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Hello penis

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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