Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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colby doesnt shave

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Denard Robinson

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Hello

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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