why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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