Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Arron Glass

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Men's rights

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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