Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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