What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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