Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

lol a man is drowning

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Face Hunter is scum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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