A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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This statement is false.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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