Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Anti Joke

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