I like school Said no one ever.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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learn. advance!

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