Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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EGGPLANT

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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9/11

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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The WNBA.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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