Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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anti jokes

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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i found waldo.

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