Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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what do you call your mom? mom

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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I'm a like whore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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