Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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