Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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A child with cancer grows up.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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