How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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