Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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