- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

Dead girls can't say no.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

The jets are a good team..

Black People

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

what is big and white? Your Mom

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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