where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your carmel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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this is not a joke

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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