A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Dakota Fanning

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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