Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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