What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

all these jokes are horrible now

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Do you like fishsticks No

What is the difference between a duck?

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

What's big and purple? Barney

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What what In the butt

so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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