What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Alchohol.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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