What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Justin's humor

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Women rights.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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lol a man is drowning

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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