What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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boobs!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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my egg roll

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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