Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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