- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

feminine literature

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

men, men like men= men+bed

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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