Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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hi charles lattuca III

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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