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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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Neil Lewis

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Two hillbillies are sitting in a van. It's friday and one of them suggests they should play a game of 20 Questions. The other one agrees. The first hillbilly thinks of the word 'donkey dick'. - Is it something you can eat? the second hillbilly asks. - Yes, the first one replies. - Is it a donkey dick? - Yes.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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what is big and white? the moon

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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