A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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steves legs

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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