Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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roses are red, violets are blue, no one cares, your adopted.

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A Weight loss service that works

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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david weres the slug gone

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Obama lin Baden.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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