i have 2 penises

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? finding a real joke on anti-joke

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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