A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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