What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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This is not a joke or is it

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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knock knock who's there no one

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Obama

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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