what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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A scientists walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him, and asks him what he wants to drink. The scientist replies, "Just a coke, today. I'm driving."

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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