- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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