Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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hashtags suck balls

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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what do you call your mom? mom

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shut up kobe!

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YEAH THEY DO!

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What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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Anti Joke

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