Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Women's sports.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Knock knock What?

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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