Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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