- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

kill yourself

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Fat? Jesse Z

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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