- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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