Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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Why did the jew die Really...

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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