whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Balls

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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