Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Hearpin my durp

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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