What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Take this and put it- No.

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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