Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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You are joking right?

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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