Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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An antijoke

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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