What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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