What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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