what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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How did Eric Clapton's son fall to his death? He crawled out the window.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Where is my tractor?

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Haha, I get it..

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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