What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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