Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

The queen having a shit

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

We didnt star the fire ...........

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

Mooses

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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