Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Women's Rights.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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