What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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