I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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