What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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