Q: How do you get a black guy out of a tree? A: You cut the rope.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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A man made a sandwich.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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Women's Rights

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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