men's rights activists

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women's rights

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poo

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Interupting black lady! Interupti. MMMMHHHHMMMM!!!!

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Womens rights

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know where i was going with this one.... Refrigerator

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the midget went to the midget store

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You're adopted.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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