Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza does'nt scream in the oven

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wael.. nuff said

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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i wish i was a tree !

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Anti Joke

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