Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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bologna

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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It's long!

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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God

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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