okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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make me a sandwich!

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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