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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

What is my name? I dont know

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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