Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Who is a better president, Bush or Obama? Both have their Pros and Cons.

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split your ass cheek

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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