a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Anti Joke

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