Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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Well, this is fun.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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