A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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