Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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i cant think of one.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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