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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Poo LOL

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

An atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said "god bless you". He thanked them and continued on with his normal day because it wasn't really that big of a deal to him.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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