A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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