Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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