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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Women's rights

Ron Paul for President!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

women's rights

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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