What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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Chuck Norris.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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