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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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