Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Get in the car.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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