- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

What do you call an arab ?

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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