Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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