- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

Whats In My Trash? Bears

i found waldo.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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