Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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Q: How do you get a black guy out of a tree? A: You cut the rope.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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A man made a sandwich.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Anti Joke

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