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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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