- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fine, ladies first.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

My mom

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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