wael.. nuff said

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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i wish i was a tree !

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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Steve Jobs.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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