What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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cool

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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