What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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