Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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