Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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Dont read this joke

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Tell you something funny.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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