Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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canada

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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