- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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