Safe sex MR

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Michael Brown

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

retard

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Gay rights.

Joesph Triphook.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Anti Joke

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