why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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