What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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