How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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