- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What do you do at a club? You club.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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