Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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