Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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eden stop

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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whats long and black? a baton

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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