what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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neil likes pube toast

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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