- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

A: B: No pun intended.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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