A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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good one jess !!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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