A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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