What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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