- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Oliver's friends

Yo Mamma

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Knock Know! Come in!

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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