- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

A man sat down Then he stood up

What's up? Your time.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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