Women's rights

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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black people

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Small titties.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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