Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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