okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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what time is it rape time

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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