So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Pickle

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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tom pauling

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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