A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Mitch

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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