If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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