who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Womens Rights.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Buzi vagy!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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