IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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