Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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bryden is a faggot

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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