ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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My jeans

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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1+1= 69

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Anti Joke

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