Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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you are a åsshole :)

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a ab

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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