What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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I <3 Hitler

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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porn-hub

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Okay, one second.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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