i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Blacks

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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