How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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