Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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my penis

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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Black people having a Job.

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