What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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A black man has a job.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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