- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

ROSS G IS OBESE

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

A scientists walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him, and asks him what he wants to drink. The scientist replies, "Just a coke, today. I'm driving."

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Why did the blonde shoot her dog? Because it had rabies

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What do you get when you cross a duck with a cat? You can't. The current state of genetic engineering will not allow avian DNA and mammalian DNA to be combined.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Stop. Seriously stop.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Who wants water? I do.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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