what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Roses are red.

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