Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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I saw a shovel once.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Water, please.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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