What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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I am on a escalator.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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