Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Civil Rights.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

123 f*ck off

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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