If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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