What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Alt F4

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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