WEED!

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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