An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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