Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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no

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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