what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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