A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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CRY

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Dylan is gay

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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