Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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