why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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