How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Women's Rights

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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