What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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