What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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Blind people can't read this.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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Daniel is a fag

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Stealth baseballs record

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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