How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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mental kid

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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