My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Kim Kardashian.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Anti Joke

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