Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Black Veil Brides.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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