Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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book 'em danno

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Anti Joke

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