A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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YO FACE

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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We are lawyers

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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