Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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alert("The Game");

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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LIFE :(

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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