Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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