- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

I was born.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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