what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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666 im christian

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Test

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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pineapples

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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