once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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