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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

knock knock go away

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

skurfboards we love fat kids

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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