- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

A man walks into a bar.

What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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