How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

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obama is a good president

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Penis

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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