- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Women's rights.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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