''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Nickelback

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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