Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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women's rights

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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