How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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