- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

are you gay does your mom know

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What's the difference between a duck?

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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