Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Cancer

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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I like hats XD!

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