Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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a little girl gets raped

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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