25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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field day?

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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