Women's rights.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Anti Joke

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