A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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GONNA

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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Your mother

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Anti Joke

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