- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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