What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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