why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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