Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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