what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Go away still nothing to see

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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