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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

i like cats

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

hi

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

This is not a joke.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

mikey is cute

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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