Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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How old are you? 20

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