What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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meh

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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Anti Joke

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