William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Anti Joke

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