What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Knock knock come in.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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I'm homeless.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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