- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

A black man walks into a book store.

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