- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

tim has no humor

What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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