Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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test

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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