This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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hey

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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4 1/2

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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