I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What time is it? 10:58

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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