A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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