Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Spinabifita

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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