how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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