Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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No your aunties a joke

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Johnson stops eating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Hey, Max!!

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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