Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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A man gets home from work late at night and his wife is already asleep. Then he remembers that he forgot some important papers and has to drive back to work to get them.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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tom hall

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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