Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

marshal sterio had sex

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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