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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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the game

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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