Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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