- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

my gave me a game i said thank you

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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