What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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8============D PEN1S

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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women's rights

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