Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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heads up!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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you and your family will die tonight

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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