Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Butt Sex.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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the your face joke

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Anti Joke

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