I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Women's Rights

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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