your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Josh kissing a girl

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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