Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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leon harney ya pikey

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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