What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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whats 2+2? 4

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star wars kid

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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Matthew Baker

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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KONY 2012

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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