Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Cancer

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless she's too short, in which case she may get someone else to do it for her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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