What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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WILLYS

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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