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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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