a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

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men's rights activists

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women's rights

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poo

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Interupting black lady! Interupti. MMMMHHHHMMMM!!!!

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Anti Joke

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