A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Women's rights.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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