What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Cannot tell, national security. As far as I care we are friends, therefore I cannot continue chatting with you for a while, its gonna seem pretty damn suspicious, I wont be repeating myself. Except again, do not worry, we will take care of this, and if not, I will contact you, you are not in any danger for the mean being, whoever are against us are looking for "Nero", not you, and I am pretty damn safe. By the way, I never lost an eye, but your "wiz" revealed himself by sharing that information, that part was the only ploy as far as I care, and it was necessary for everybody`s survival. Do not worry friend, I will call you sometime, but I recommend we stay off touch for at least 3 months, and that you stop using this site.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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retard

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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