Gingers.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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knock knock go away ok

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Anti Joke

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