Penis in a box.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Stop procrastinating.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Anti Joke

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