A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Gianni

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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Dead babies.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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lets bomb africa

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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black people

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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kill yourself

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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