Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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