there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Covietz has a large penis

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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