- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

2 + 2 = 4

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Mitt Romney

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

CHEEZECAKE

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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