Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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My parents died!

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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K.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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