Knock, knock -The door's open.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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What does water smell like? water.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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