What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Anti Joke

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