i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

A American seeking into mexico

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

Anti Joke

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