Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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