If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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