a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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