What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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What is White over Black? Society.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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