- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

No because your face is really f***** up.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

racism...deal with it!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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