A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Alchohol.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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