Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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whats long and green? weed

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