Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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