- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. They both died at the same time in a horrible shipwreck. There were no survivors.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

i wish i was a tree !

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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