your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why? Why not?

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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