Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Women's rights

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Winking at old people

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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