I have Alzheimer. What?

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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George Bush.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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