whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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A homosexual walks into a church

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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Anti Joke

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