- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

knock knock piss off

what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

women's rights

World Of Warcraft

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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