Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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*you're

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Woman's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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