A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Me too.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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The WNBA.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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newt gingrich

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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