Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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