Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What's up brah brah

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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