- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

What is next?

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

Knock Knock! Come in.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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