When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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