- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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