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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Whats big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A Fridge.

My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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