What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

knock knock!! kanye west

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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