I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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oh hai

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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