did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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dallen loves penis

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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