What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Women's rights.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Men's rights

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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