What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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Penis.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Hey, the eighties called, they were really excited about inventing a phone that could call the future.

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A man walks into a party, walks over to the snack stand, and is surprised to find that there is no punch line.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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