What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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