Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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