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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Men

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

TRICERATOPS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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