Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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gay marriage.

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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