What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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