An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Give me thumbs up!

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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