PSN IS UP

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Anti Joke

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