what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Breast cancer.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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