Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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I went to the store and I fell

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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steves legs

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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Knock knock. Its open.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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give me a thumbs up

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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