What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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