Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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womens rights

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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