Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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i like potatoes

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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What? Yes.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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People...

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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