- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Q: what do you call this?: the boi wuz ridin the scool bus and it crased in a wal. A: grammacally flawed

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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