Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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