- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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