Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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