What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Anti Joke

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