Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Obama

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Hi colton

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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