How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Jake. Walsh.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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minced oaths

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Mormons having fun.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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human centipede

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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