What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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