What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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