mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Anti Joke

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