What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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You know George Washington? He died.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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