jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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knock knock who's there ?

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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Anti Joke

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