Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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