How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Major League Soccer

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Your dads dead. lol

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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