What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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baby seal walks into a club

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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http://www.com/

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Hello world

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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