- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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