Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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