A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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