What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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