why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Anti Joke

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