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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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