- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

Dane Cook makes a joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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