Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Mahmy

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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