What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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i wish i was a tree !

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Anti Joke

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