- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

What do you call a group of asians? China.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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