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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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Anti Joke

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