When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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EVERYBODY GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS SEE IF WE CAN TAKE OVER THE MOST LIKED JOKE.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Rob Bell

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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