Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Womens Rights.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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Michel Moor on a die...

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69

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What was Anne Frank's favorite hiding spot? She only had one, so she was unable to pick a favorite.

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lol

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Anti Joke

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