A dyslexic blind man

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Hello penis

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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