jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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My mom

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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