A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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