Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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