Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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