Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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What's after 9/11? 9/12

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Anti Joke

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