Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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