Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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What's the new green? Green

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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Bacon is delcious.

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