Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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France had one revolution

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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