Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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