Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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Basically

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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