Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

If you're reading this, you can read.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

knock knock how there me ok come in

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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