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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Robin, get in the car, please.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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