A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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KILL WHITEY

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Granny porn!

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You and your parents are going to die today

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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