What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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