Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for grapes. The bartender explains to the duck that he does not sell grapes. Later that day, the bartender recounts the story to a friend; the friend advises the bartender to undergo psychological testing.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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bees knees

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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