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Three head lice are drinking beer on a scalp, then they are killed by a high strength medical shampoo.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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