Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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