y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What's black and hangs from a tree in my yard? A tire, and it also happens to be a swing.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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