What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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