Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Smeg...

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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knock knock piss off

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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