Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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I have aids

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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anti jokes

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guess what chicken butt

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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The WNBA.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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