Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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knock knock go away!!!

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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