Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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