Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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