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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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