What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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I'm hungry.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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