why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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