Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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I grunt when I poop.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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