- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

I have read the Terms of Service.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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