one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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lewis=cardiac

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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