What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Your mom is not fat!

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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