- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

whats your budget like? a budget.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

this last joke was a correction to the other one

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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