my gave me a game i said thank you

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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