- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

whats long and stretchy? elastic

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Yellow People !!

Dogs

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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