What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race, she died in a fire.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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