What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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women's rights.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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Penis

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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