- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

What did the stop sign say to the no smoking sign? Stop

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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