What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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