Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Shit!

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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