Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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Women can vote? wtf

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Spinabifita

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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