A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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peter charastabopouloulous

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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