why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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