Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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You

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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