knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Feet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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You.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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