- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

I'm sn otter

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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