A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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19th amendment

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Like if you like big tits.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Womens' rights.

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dislike this...please.

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