Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Women's rights

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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An asian walks out of math class

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Why didn't he finish his

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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