What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for water. The bartender asks,"How would you like to pay?" And do you know what he said? "Charge it to the game."

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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