Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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