Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? Starve it to death then chop it in pieces.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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