What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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the asian kid gets an F

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Two english guys meet at work

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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An Irishman stays home

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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who else is on here?

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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