What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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