Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Where are you going Your house

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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