Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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pee

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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