- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock, Knock The door's open

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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