Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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I wrote a funny joke.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Your dad is so fat that he is on a diet.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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