Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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