Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Male leadership.

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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