An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Little Timmy walks up to the teacher during class and asks "Can i use the restroom?" The teacher says "I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy says "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why did the man with no legs go into the shoe store?

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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