What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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