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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Why did the man murder his wife in cold blood? Because she was alive before he killed her.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Dislike this.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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The horse's name was Friday

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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Anti Joke

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