What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Women's sports

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Knock Knock Come in

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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