A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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Jake Bowar

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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Gestapo.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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