Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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France never surrender.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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girls basketball

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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