Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Autism speaks but not really

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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