- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris walked into a bar. He was greeted with much respect considering he was a talented actor.

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

George Bush.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Hey, come here often? No.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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