Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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9/11

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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