What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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irish man drinking john smiths

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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