How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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