Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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A Fat Kenyan

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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