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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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