Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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knock knock Come in!!!

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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WTF BOOOOOM

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Whats 0+0 0

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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