Cleveland winning something

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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