Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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