Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Illumati Confirmed

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