What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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Poverty.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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