People Order Our Patties

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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I can't see my forehead

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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