Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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