What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Why do Black people love chicken? Because it is delicious.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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