How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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