Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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