What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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captcha: all yer base

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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my friend is gay hes gay

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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