How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A dyslexic blind man

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Obviously way more than is considered acceptable or safe, considering his recent public outbursts and problems with addiction.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? finding a real joke on anti-joke

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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