What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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