Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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