What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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69.9

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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