What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Minecraft.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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