What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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I'm funny.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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what is orange? an orange

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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hello

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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