- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Women's rights

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

So a seal walks into a club...

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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