On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

if got a joke if fogot it

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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