whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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i hate non minorities!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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Anti Joke

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