Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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Adam Chebali has no life

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Get in the car.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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wow garlic, yum

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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