What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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Justin Bieber.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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