What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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hi michael

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

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