A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Women's Rights

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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