whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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