- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

Women's rights

Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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