- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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