George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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