what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Penal Dysfunction

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Hi

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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