Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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