What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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http://anti-joke.com/

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i have cancer

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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ask me if im a door yes

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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