Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

robin, get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What is 9+10? 19

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

thumb_up thumb_down

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

thumb_up thumb_down -26

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops