Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Potato.

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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