A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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