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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Hippopatomous!

A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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