Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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I tell an anti joke!.

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There's my tractor.

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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Cows are land manatees.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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What do you call a pakie flying a plane The pilot... or a terrorist it up to you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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