what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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lewis=cardiac

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this website is a bad joke

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Me Neither.

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Who is a better president, Bush or Obama? Both have their Pros and Cons.

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I love boobs

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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