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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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