A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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