Your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

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my friend is gay hes gay

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9/11

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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