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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? Five.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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world society

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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