why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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9/11

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Anti Joke

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