Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returned and said, "My friend does not have a pulse and he is not breathing, so I stand by my prior assumption."

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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knock knock who's there ?

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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