There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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...Jack Vale

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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