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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide SPLASH The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide SPLASH The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

Reverse psychology never fails.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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