Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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A seal walks into a club.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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marble

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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