What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? A stimulus in the environment to the receptors in his fingers caused his hand to open no longer gripping the ice cream. Due to this, the ice cream fell to the ground causing a desirable mess for someone to clean up, satisfying themselves with the fact that they have considered the environment during this small ''could happen to anybody'' situation. After the messed was cleaned up, the boy's mother bought him another ice cream, in which case the boy anticipated another potential mess, and held the ice cream carefully. As he did this, he managed to finish eating the whole of the ice cream, allowing no money that was paid for the product to go to waste.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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¿melano?

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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