Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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this website is non-operational.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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nice tits.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Wats a joke?

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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guess what what ...

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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quantum physics?

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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