wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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