you give like i give lomain

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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