Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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