what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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