What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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my penis

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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