What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Error 37.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Like if you like big tits.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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roses are red violets are blue

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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TOBUSCUS

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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