You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Indians

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Dinosaur!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Small Penis.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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