Manchester City

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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