What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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