- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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