Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

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Praise Paisley

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What do people say? words.

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black people. that is all...

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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