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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Anti Joke

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