Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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