Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Butt Sex.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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