What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Patient- Doctor, I am feel intense feeling for 15 year old pop singers!!! Doctor- Oh, sound like youve got Beiber Fever. Patient- Whew. I thought it was something serious Doctor- Its terminal, you have about 5 more days to live.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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hola said the chinese man

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Why is your face? Because.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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