I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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vaginas

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Write your own

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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Anti Joke

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