- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

The Colts this year.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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