Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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you just lost the game

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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