Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

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