brandon ya twwat

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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The Game

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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