- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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