How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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