Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Penis.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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miha kako si?

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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