What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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this is stupid .... yep

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69.... is a number

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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