Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Women's rights.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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