Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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The horse said "nay."

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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