- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? Pizza doesn't scream when you put it into an oven.

Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.