Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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