Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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