What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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