Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Unflushed Shit...

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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