Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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