how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Men's rights.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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