What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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