Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Anti Joke

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