Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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