Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What was Anne Frank's favorite hiding spot? She only had one, so she was unable to pick a favorite.

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lol

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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96

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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1unno;njfjk

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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stuff and dogs {()}

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What do you do when you're bored in Manhattan? You buy a minigun, enchant it to have limitless ammo, and then shoot it for one hour straight, killing innocent pedestrians in time square while laughing hysterically. Or maybe that's just me

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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