Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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top kek

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Anti Joke

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