What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Xzibit

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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