A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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666

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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The WNBA.

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No it isn't.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Anti Joke

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