- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

you.

knock knock Goodbye

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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