what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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