Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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