why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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wsde

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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