How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Chris is hairy

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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