What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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