The opposing forces behind all human beings is not light vs darkness, not good vs evil, but fear vs ' love. Whatever is overwhelmingly good for one person, is evil to many. Overwhelming darkness wont allow you to see. Overwhelming light will make you blind. You can never fear overwhelming love. You can never love overwhelming fear. These are the true polar opposites, part of all emotion that drive the human being.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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you just contradicted yourself.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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