How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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i just pooped that is all!

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Racial Equality

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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