What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What did one orphan say to the other? My parents are dead.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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