What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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Women's rights

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Go away.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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