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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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whats black and white? a zebra

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hi

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Your mother

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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knock knock your gay

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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