A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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roy g biv

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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soccor

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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