What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work? He was weird.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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A man made a sandwich.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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pup

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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