There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Misner is a twat.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Nah

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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hi michael

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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Joke

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Anti Joke

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