Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Always bring food to the zoo. It's not the animals who placed the signs not to feed them.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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I killed someone today. :D

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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