- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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