What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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