What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Bark I'm a tree

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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