How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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