Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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