A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" And nothing happened.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Anti Joke

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