what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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the economy.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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123 Main street

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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so how about that irline food

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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