Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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