What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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