What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Asians...

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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hi corey

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? If so, you're probably a pervert.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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I have a crush on my dad.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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An Irishman stays home

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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