Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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black people

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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