Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A guy is playing cod

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Where's my tractor?

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