What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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