Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Guest what? Dog

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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