I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Tucker Rivera

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Yeah, totally.

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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