Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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jibby jobby

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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The Charlotte bobcats.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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