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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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