How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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how do you get the high score on doodle jump? jump from platform to platform without falling or being attcked by various monsters.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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