im at school

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Anti Joke

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