What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Women.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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