What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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obamas trench

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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