A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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