What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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a man is running away

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Dylan Eichas

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