What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Paul Dylan King!

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Fat people

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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