- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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