What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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I'm hungry.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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How old is your mom Dead

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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