Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Cool Brian

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Vagina ass.

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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