Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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