what goes boo a sock

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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Ben Affleck

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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