Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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Knock Knock.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Anti Joke

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