At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Woman's rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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