Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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