How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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Land Rovers

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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raisin boogers

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Avery has crabs.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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