I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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