A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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Womens rights.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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