Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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