99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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