A women president

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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