Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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