Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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