- Anti Joke

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

This guy walks up to the bartender, and says to him, " ill bet you $100 that i can piss in this cup from 20 ft away." The bartender laughs, thinking hes gonna get an easy 100 bucks. he says "ok, u do that and ill watch." the guy says "ok but one second." he then walks over to this table full of guys and the bartender see him and them whispering and shaking heads. then the guys walks back over, and says to the bartender, "ok here i go" then he whips out his wang and starts pissing all over the place,all over the bartender, the counter, everywhere but the cup. Meanwhile the bartenders laughing, because he thinks he made some easy money. then the bartender asks the guy for his money and the guy says, "alright one minute." then the guys walks over to the table full of guys and they al start pulling out money and give it to him. so the guy walks over to the bartender and says, "here you are, your 100 bucks" the bartender notices him smileing and says "u just lost 100 bucks why are you happy?" and the guy says, " you see that table full of guys over there? well, i bet them all $500 dollars that i could piss all over you, your counter and all of your things, and that youd not only be happy about it, but youd laugh!!!"

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

knock knock get lost!

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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