Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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make me a sandwich!

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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The Mets win the World Series

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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69

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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How do you fit 6000000 jews into a car? 1 in the front, 1 in the back and the rest in the ashtray.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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