why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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what is big and white? the moon

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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