- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

Sam Hengal.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

This is an anti-joke.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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