What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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I like hats XD!

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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