Laura Pratz..

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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hey John will you make some copies

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Anti Joke

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