I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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just in time?

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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Anti Joke

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