How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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What's the difference between a duck?

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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DANA

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poop

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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Anti Joke

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