Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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