Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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This is not a joke.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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