What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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