A baby seal walks into a club.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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