Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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i'm hard

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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George Bush.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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