Billy Cundiff.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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