Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Anti Joke

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