What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Women's rights.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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haha.

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