- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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