How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Which one is hardest?

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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This is not a joke or is it

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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