How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

KKK

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Chuck Norris.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Woman's rights

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

A black succeeds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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