- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

I agree

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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