- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Your wife died during the delivery.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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