What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Womens rights

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Anti Joke

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