One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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The dewey decimal system

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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Raveena Thandhan

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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