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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

Why does god never feel anger? Because you need to exist to have feelings.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

The Morman Religion.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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