Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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President Donald Trump

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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