- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

lewis bedford

Y2K

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

balls in ya mouf

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

World Of Warcraft

I'm 4 and what is this?

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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