Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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