yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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minorities

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Microwave

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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A Jew returns change.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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