there once was a black man who played basketball

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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i eat poop

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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