Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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The horse's name was Friday

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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