"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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- Helen Keller

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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The WNBA

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