Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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