Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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guess what?

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Anti Joke

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