Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Benevolent villain.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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read me write me

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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