A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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