- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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