Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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