I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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My parents died!

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Gadaffi

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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