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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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