whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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women's rights

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why does the man appear fat he is

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Mitt Romney for president.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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