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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

This is not a joke.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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