A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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LOL May Wong

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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