Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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So dont touch it

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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