What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Anti Joke

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