A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Potato

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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