Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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I like the color potato.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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