Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Good job, son.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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