^that joke's not funny

thumb_up thumb_down +49

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

thumb_up thumb_down +42

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

69

thumb_up thumb_down +44

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

j

thumb_up thumb_down -232

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Bryson got a concussion...he died

thumb_up thumb_down +6

First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I love boobs

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

thumb_up thumb_down +19

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Boobs are nasty!

thumb_up thumb_down -36

what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

thumb_up thumb_down -43

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops