whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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My Girlfriend

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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bitches be crafty.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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