Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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This sentance contains three errers

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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