What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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