im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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