just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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