Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Keanu Reaves

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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i lost the game

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Worms don't like apples.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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