Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Matty B

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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IU football

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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How's the weather? Good.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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