What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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why are balck people black because they are

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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