Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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asian drivers.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Reading books

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Womens Sports

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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