Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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lewis=cardiac

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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