How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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Penal Dysfunction

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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A black man without problems.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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