- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Black Friday

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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