So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Replacement Referees

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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