When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Knock knock. Death.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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