What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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what do u call a black person by his name

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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