how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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aodhan hearty

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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