Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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so... how about that airplane food

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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jgkbk,mn

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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The BCS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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