a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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