how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Zach Barlow

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Chuck Norris died.

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Q:Why did the black man break into the KFC? A: Due to being recently fired from his job, he is not earning any income. The lack of money to support his family of 5 drove him to such a desperate state that he found breaking into restaurant the only way to provide for his loved ones.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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