A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Susie has Autism

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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