Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Anti Joke

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