Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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