"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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kathryn atkins

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Anti Joke

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