- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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