Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

how black is a black man? pretty black.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

I'm sn otter

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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