What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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ha.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Your Mom.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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