- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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