- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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