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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Knock knock Who's there? Silence (The person knocking is deaf)

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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