God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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YOLO

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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