whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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womens rights

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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