what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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woman's lacrosse

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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