- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

You're welcome!

I have aids

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

don't just stand there

So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

whats hairy and crys your mom

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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