what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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