What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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watch me nae nae

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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