- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The BCS

How do you spell eight? 8

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??