What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? A: He was looking for pooh

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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