Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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make me a sandwich!

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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