Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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42, that is all

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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black people

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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