What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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