Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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arena football

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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