Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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acualy is dolan

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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