why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Large 4

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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69

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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The WPGA tour

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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