little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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joke

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hey hey apple

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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