What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Ain't idn't a word.

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