Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Womens' sports

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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