how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Anyone??????????/

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Your mom.

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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Here's another:

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you will die someday

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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Women's rights

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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