A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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No!

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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9/11/2001

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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A woman's opinion

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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What's green and stands in a corner? A naughty frog.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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