How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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