- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna here a joke? you.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

dat shoe shine tho

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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