Women can vote? WTF

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Women's rights

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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