- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

roses are red violets are indigo

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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