What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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what's black and can't swim?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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What what In the butt

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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A women left the kitchen.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Womens rights.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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