*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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your life

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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q

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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oh hiya come in

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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