What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Where are you going Your house

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Society.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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