What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

why did the man die? he got shot

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

Where are you going Your house

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Society.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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