- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

A day without sunshine is like night.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

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