Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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liam buchan is gay !

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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