If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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