- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Try this on someone... go up and say "Ive got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start" there response "Ok, knock knock" you say "Who's there?" They are usually dumbfounded and a hilarious awkward silence ensues

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Poop.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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