What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Women's rights.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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no pun intended

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Anti Joke

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