How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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a man walked into a bar....

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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