what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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