your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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No soap radio

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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