What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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Republicans

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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