whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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GONNA

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Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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