How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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David Silberberg is gay

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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