what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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