A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Wade

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Anti Joke

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