why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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What do you call an arab ?

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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