- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

Knock Knock Come in.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

womens rights to vote

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

My nipple is bleeding

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Gus's mom

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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