What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Boobs are nasty!

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing jews dont celebrate christmas.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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