- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?" The man replies "what do you recommend?" The bartender says "get a beer." The man says "okay."

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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