Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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That is so fetch

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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