What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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An Irishman stays home

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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