Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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WILLY

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Refridgerator.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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I read the terms of service.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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