- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Shut the cork up!

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Penis

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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