What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Women's rights

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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9/11

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4/20.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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canaan and mallory

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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NAACP

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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