What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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whats black. an african american person

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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make me a sandwich!

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Anti Joke

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