there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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