- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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