Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Hummer.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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NEVER

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Nickelback.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Winter

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Rick Perry.

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