A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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