- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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