Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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