This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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