why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Go away still nothing to see

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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