Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

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Penis.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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Hey, the eighties called, they were really excited about inventing a phone that could call the future.

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A man walks into a party, walks over to the snack stand, and is surprised to find that there is no punch line.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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