- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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