Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Period Blood

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Anti Joke

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