A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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So a little girl walks into a bar.. and gets kicked out for being underaged.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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