why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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whats forever alone me

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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Women's rights.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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Miley Cyrus.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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