Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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