Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Knock knock, come in.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Gays

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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