A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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