- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

How Long is a Chinese man.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

all jokes aside...

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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