One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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