Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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dat shoe shine tho

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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