What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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