Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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i like turtals and kids

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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