What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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A man died.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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