Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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British Dentistry

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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Samraj.

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Anti Joke

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