- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

identical jokes get different votes.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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