Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Surprise mother father (A+)

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

are u black unlucky

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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