What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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CHORGLUND

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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