mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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CAS

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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