- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It smells like triangles in here.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

A dog is always in the pushup position.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

kesha is a virgin.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Your mother is so fat.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Hitler

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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