Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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black people

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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How old are you? 20

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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