What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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what did the catholic priest say to the boy?

god be with you.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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