What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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