What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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nothing

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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