How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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