Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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It says so on your cap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Like this joke

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George Bush.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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