FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

So, same time tomorrow then?

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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