boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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