I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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