Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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