What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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Help I'm being raped!

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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