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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Womens rights

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know where i was going with this one.... Refrigerator

the midget went to the midget store

You're adopted.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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