Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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