How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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