- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

Runescape.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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