why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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I milked the cow, but no gas came out.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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