- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

Vagina ass.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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