who has no willy? robbie kearns

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She's dead.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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