The Game.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Three men are in prison and comparing crimes. The first says that he got three years and he never robbed that store. The second says he served six years and he never hit that lady. The third said he got life, and he killed every child in that orphanage.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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