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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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