Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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how much fish could a chicken

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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