Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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you just lost the game!

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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mexicans fishing

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Whats the difference between a black baby and white baby? I raped the black baby

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