- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I LIKE TURLES.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

wanna hear a joke? no.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Caitlyn.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

...Jack Vale

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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