what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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