From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Moral

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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#Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Catherine of Aragon was one. # She failed to give him a son #He had to ask her for a divorce. #That broke her poor heart of course. #Young Anne Boleyn, she was two #Had a daughter, the best she could do #He said she flirted with some other man #And off with the chop, went dear Anne! #Lovely Jane Seymour was three! #The love of his lifetime indeed! #She gave him a son #Little Price Ed #Then poor old Jane...went and dropped dead! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! #He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #Some might say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! #Anne of Cleeves came at four #He fell for the portrait he saw! #But laid eyes on her face, and cried #SHE'S A HORSE! I MUST HAVE ANOTHER DIVORCE! #Catherine Howard was five #A child of nineteen, so alive #She flirted with others, no way to behave #The AXE sent young Cath to her grave! #Catherine Parr, she was last #By then all his best days were past #He lay on his death bed, aged just fifty-five! #Lucky Catherine- the last stayed alive! #I mean, how unfair! #Divorced, beheaded and died! #Divorced, beheaded, survived! # He's Henry VIII, he had six sorry wives #You could say he ruined their lives!!!!!!! And the moral of the story is: Never buy a car without knowing it's background.

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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i like turtles

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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hey, my names mark.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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