Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Anti Joke

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