What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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