Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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are you gay does your mom know

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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