- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

a man was shot.... he died

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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