- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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