How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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