What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Jess Burns

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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