Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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A black man killed someone

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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