Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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drugs.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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