what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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