Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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One, two, three, four and five

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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I am Skaldak!

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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