Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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denisssssssssssssss

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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