Does this napkin chloroform?

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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