A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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your mom.

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a man died

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Stephen Walking.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Is this a chair?

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