Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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So you there Red?

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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