Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Take part of what?

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

milly, milly, milly, cat

women's rights

Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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