How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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do you have a wife?

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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What time is it? 10:58

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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destiny

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Anti Joke

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