So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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i lost the game

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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