Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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I work at jcpenny

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Fat people

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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What did the clock say? The time.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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