Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Tell you something funny.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Charlotte Bobcats

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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