There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Like this joke

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike?.. She was 4 and hadn't learned how to ride a bike yet... Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?.. It was stapled to the first monkey... Why was Suzie angry?.. Her parents had only found one bike at the marketplace... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?.. It thought it was a game... Why did the fridge fall out of the tree?.. It had no arms... Lucy fall off her bike?.. She was crushed by 3 monkeys and a fridge... There's 500 bricks on a plane and you throw one out, how many are left?.. 499 bricks... How do you get an elephant into a fridge?.. Open the fridge, take the elephant out, close the fridge... How do you get a deer into a fridge?.. Open the fridge, take the elephant out, close the fridge... The lion is celebrating his birthday and, being the king of the jungle, all the other animals were in attendance except for one... Why?.. The deer was in the fridge... Little Mia is looking for Lucy and comes across an alligator-infested river... How does she cross it?... She swam... The alligators are at the lion's party... She died anyways, though... What happened?.. A brick fell on her head... Why did Suzie fall off the swing?.. She was trampled by the elephant, who was in a hurry to get to the lion's party in time... Why did the ethologist couple commit suicide?.. Their 3 daughters there killed by a brick, an elephant and 3 dead monkeys followed by a fridge... Note: yeah not 100% original, i mixed some already existing jokes together... works better if you don't tell them all at once but sprinkle them in with lots of other unrelated jokes...

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Dozer has a soul

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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