Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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everybody loves raymond

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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