Are you a human?

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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poop

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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