A baby seal walks into a club.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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