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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Set up Punch line.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Your mom is so old she died

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Women's Rights

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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