A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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Q. What is the answer to life? A. 34

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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