Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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