How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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rent a cops

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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I can't think of a joke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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That's what he said.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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