what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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sharks

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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ure mama's so fat

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Anti Joke

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