How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Women's Rights

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

Anti Joke

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