what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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