What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Obamacare

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Black People.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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hi

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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