Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

So you there Red?

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +10

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops