- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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