What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Anti Joke

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