What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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Opinions are like assholes... ...they're both nouns.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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vaginas

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Matthew Wyckoff

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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