- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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