WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Hello

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Anti Joke

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