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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

So one day There's a normal average day cheerio walking down the street, just walking along, when all-of-a-sudden he sees the most gorgous frosted cheerio in the world. This frosted cheerio has the most out smooth curves and just sparkles all the time and he immiediately falls in love with this frosted cheerio. So he walks up to the Frosted cheerio and says "Oh my goodness, you are the most beautifal frosted cheerio i have ever seen in my entire life, your just so stunning! Do you wanna marry me?" "Oh thats so sweet of you" said the Frosted Cheerio "but we could never be together because im a gorgous frosted cheerio and your just a normal cheerio". Determined, the Cheerio decides to clean up his act, goes and quits his job at the newsstand and applies for a job at applebees working his way up through the chain of command until a few months later when he finally is manage and becomes a Honey nut cheerio. He then goes to the Beautifal Frosted Cheerio and says "Look at me now! Im a Honey Nut cheerio and we can be together!" "Oh i do appreciate the effort" says the frosted cheerio "But im a frosted cheerio and your just a honey nut cheerio and i dont think it would work out". Even more determined, the honey nut cheerio decides to quit his job at the applebees and decides to go to college and after 8 years of intensive practice, the Honey nut cheerio finally has his Doctor's degree in Optomology and becomes a Frosted Cheerio. He then runs to the Frosted cheerio and says "Look! Im finally a frosted cheerio we can finally be together!" "Oh, Wow" says the beautifal frosted cheerio "Now we can be together!" The two frosted cheerios go on to have an incredibly happy marraige and are in the process of naming their first born child. The husband cheerio goes to the bookstore and buys a young cheerio name book, but after many hours of searching the book has no good names. So the husband goes all the way across the country to get an even bigger book of baby cheerio names and yet, they still cannot find a good name for the first born. Taking a break from finding the name of their first born child, the couple visits their local carnival and after going on many rides the wife becomes quite thirsty so she asks her husband " Honey, could you fetch me a glass of sprite? so the Husband goes to the Sprite line and he waits and waits but the line is just too long. "Im really sorry dear, but the sprite line was just too long" "Oh its fine honey you can just get me some Coke" Happy to get his wife some beverage the cheerio finds the coke line but yet again finds that the line is just too long. "Honey, Im really sorry but the coke line was just way too long" Dissapointed, but still thirst the wife says " Well i guess i could settle for some fruit punch" So the husband leaves but unfortunatly, There was no punch line.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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