How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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who ever is reading this....

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Sex

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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