- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

An Irishman stays home

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What just hit my face? The floor

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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