How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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haha

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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noah is a scrub jungle

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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