A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Weaner

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Justin Beiber

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Stealth baseballs record

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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