What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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