Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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haha black people :D

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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