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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to foodstuffs.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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