A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Asians

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