- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Feminism.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

EGGPLANT

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?!"

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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