What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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