Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Hello.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Obamacare

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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go go gadget

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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