Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A black man comes home from work.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

I'll be back. Please use the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops