What do you do at a club? You club.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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