- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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