in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Justin Bieber

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

...NO.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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