a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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