- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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