An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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