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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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