A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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