- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

You might be redneck if you are... Indian

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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