What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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My mom

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a trick question: feminists can't change anything.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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This one sucks!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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