i lost the game

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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your momma is so poor she had you just for the free milk

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Worms don't like apples.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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test

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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