R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Obama

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Women's rights.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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