Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

your life

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

The glass is half an hour.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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