Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What did the African say when he had diarrhea? "I wish I had access to clean water and basic amenities."

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Itookasipasoda

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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