Justin Bieber

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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