What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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you give like i give lomain

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Why is this site so stupid? It's no, its the best site ever

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Fat people.

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Whats the difference between a brick and a Jew? One you throw it at the postmans head, the other is just a brick

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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the redsox

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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lololololololololol

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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