- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Q: What's black and can crash into you A: a black guy in a car

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

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