Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Walnut

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Women's Rights

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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