Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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