What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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PENIS

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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