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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

If you just read this, You're dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

You are Nerochan right?

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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