Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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