Why so serious? Your brother died.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

whats funnier than 24? 25

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

How do you make a little girl cry?

boobs!

A seal walks into a club.

Half life 3 confirmed

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

30cm = 0,3meters

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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