Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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???????????? WTF?

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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i killed my family

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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How old are you? 20

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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