Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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AIDS

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I asked her where you were.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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