Are you a human?

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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bitches be crafty.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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nickel back

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Cleveland winning something

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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religion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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