- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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