Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why? Why not?

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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