What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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Pickle!

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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