The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Japan

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Butt Sex.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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The Qur'an

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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