My butt!!!!

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President Donald Trump

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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quantum physics?

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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