what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Anti Joke

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