Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Wade

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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