Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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