- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Poop

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Paper shield.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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