What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Where is my tractor?

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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Your all fags

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Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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