Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Guess what? You just lost the game.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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