I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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