Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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nba live 13

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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Microwave

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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