Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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