whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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