A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Come in

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Where do you live? In a house

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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