How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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