What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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