onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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So you there Red?

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Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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test test

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Anti Joke

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