Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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Whats big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A Fridge.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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