Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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