What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Trump will make America great again.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Do you like fishsticks No

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Anti Joke

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