If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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http://anti-joke.com/

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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