How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Golf.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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