What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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