penis. nuff said.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A kid has no friends.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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