An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Justin Bieber

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Global Warming.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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Womens rights

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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women's rights

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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whats a willy? -brock

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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