What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Shit.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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why am I writing this...im bored

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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