Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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WNBA

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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