Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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sixty....eight.

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AROUND

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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