a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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69.... is a number

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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