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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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