A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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live babies

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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