a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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who ever is reading this....

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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Why are black people so good at basketball? because they know how to run shoot and steal

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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A Man walks into a bar, he sits down on a stool and begins to cry. Why are you crying, asks the Bartender. I just lost my job, my wife left me and I had my car reposesed. Ok says the Bartender, I know what'll cheer you up, he promptly pulls out a 12 inch piano and begins to play. The Man at the Bar says, hey thats awesome where did you get it? The Bartender says, a really old Genie gave it to me. You know what, I like you so I am going to let you have my last wish. Really? Asks the man, Ok thanks, I wish for a million bucks said the man at the bar. There was a Loud voice saying "Your Wish has been granted" then the room was full of ducks. Hey! Exclaimed the man, I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks! Yeah, said the bartender, and I wished for a 12 inch penis...

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Anti Joke

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