Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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