What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Justin Bieber

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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