Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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acualy is dolan

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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