why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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My penis is big... not.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Republicans

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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