Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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