Adam Thomas is homosexual

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Smart Blondes

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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lol a man is drowning

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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