What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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penis

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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