say cheese

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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gay marriage.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Obama

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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My mom just died....

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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