- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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