Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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