A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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People Order Our Patties

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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