Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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