What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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