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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

whats gay and american? a gay american

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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