whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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What does a blind, deaf, parapalegic baby get for christmas? Cancer.

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penis

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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