A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Fine, ladies first.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

thumb_up thumb_down +14

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

My mom

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops