What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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School

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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