What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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