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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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