How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Why? Why Not?

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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hey bill!

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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where is the world?

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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