Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

thumb_up thumb_down +41

There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

thumb_up thumb_down +31

what colour is a frog green you idiot

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Mitt Romney.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops