- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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