- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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