What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Hey Shea

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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This is not a joke

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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