Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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