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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

Hey, Max!!

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Who has the biggest cock A rooster

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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