why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Scott Gomez

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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You having friends.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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