Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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The Economy

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Anti Joke

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