don't look behind you

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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learn the ropes?

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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out of your comfort zone

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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