Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Where's my shotgun

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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