Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Anti jokes are funny

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

i have a christmas tree.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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