roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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