Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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So you there Red?

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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