Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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