Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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