Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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How High is a Chinese man

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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