What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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I'm sn otter

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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