a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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That's Racist

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Jimmy Saville

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im at school

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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