*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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I came.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Anti Joke

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