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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

you just lost the game

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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