What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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