Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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