Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your carmel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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this is not a joke

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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womens rights

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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