Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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Black People.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Women's Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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