a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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