What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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Potassium? K.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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women's rights, lol

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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