how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Gadaffi

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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42

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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