What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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