Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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