How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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aodhan hearty

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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Ruller

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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nbjhfghl

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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