If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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How much did the Holla Cost?

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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