Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Women's rights.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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