fart+fart=poop

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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What is the name of the car? What

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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