Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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VITAMIN C!

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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