Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Make me famous

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feminists.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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