A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Cripples are lame.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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