Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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School

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Jewwy Jewstein

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The NHL playoffs

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

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