Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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no.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Here's another:

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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