Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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my whole life!

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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This is not a good joke.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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Anti Joke

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