- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

you wanna hear a joke? no

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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