What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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