A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Women's Soccer.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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