Romney 2012

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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