what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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poop nuff said

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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Anti Joke

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