Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Man U

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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