Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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kennah campion... being nice

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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