What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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im not food

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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