why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Oliver's friends

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Yo Mamma

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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