Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Sex vagina. lol.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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ha.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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