What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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