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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

What comes after 23? 24.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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