Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Women's Rights

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This is a joke.

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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