- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

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