My dog barks when someones at the door.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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