Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Pickles

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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