Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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