A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Michael Brown

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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