A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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