What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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I am a mime

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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