Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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