A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Jovan

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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