How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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