Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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