Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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