What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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This statement is false.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Jersey Shore

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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I ponder

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Men

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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