So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Bitch

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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