- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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