What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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