Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Why? Because!

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Anti Joke

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