Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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I have a horse.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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