Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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shut up elliot

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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