- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

What did the mole say? Nothing

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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