how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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poop.........

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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A Banana wrote this...

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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