Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Today is March 22.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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