Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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women's rights

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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