A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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