What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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America

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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