What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Ebola

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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