Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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