A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Potassium? K.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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