I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What would u like to drink?

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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