what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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