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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

kennah campion... being nice

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I can't stick my dick in a watermelon.

Josh kissing a girl

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Women's rights

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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