What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Poop.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Your mom is not fat!

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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