What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

thumb_up thumb_down +80

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

thumb_up thumb_down +9

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

thumb_up thumb_down -52

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

thumb_up thumb_down

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops