- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

This is not a joke.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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