Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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The Labour Party.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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8=D

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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