whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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GONNA

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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hi corey

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Anti Joke

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