How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Anti Joke

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