Justin Bieber.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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In Soviet Russia, joke tells YOU! ...because that is the syntax of the language.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race, she died in a fire.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping out of a plane? A world record sky diving group, and an improbably large aircraft.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had blonde hair.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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Whats big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A Fridge.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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this website is non-operational.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? ni**er

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