A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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A shark ate your mom

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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joke

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hey hey apple

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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