Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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