I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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*prepares this to get negged*

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whats black and strange a paki

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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