How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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WNBA

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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