Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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soccer

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Anti Joke

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