A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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