Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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whats sixty-twelve and a half + one one sixty-twelve isn't a number

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Bitch

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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