- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pianca going ham

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

A child with cancer grows up.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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