What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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bees knees

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Jake. Walsh.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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Shea's sty....

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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