There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Seven

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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bacon

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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