Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Whats worse than a joke? This

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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