What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Woman rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

thumb_up thumb_down -27

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

thumb_up thumb_down -12

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's the deal with brown?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

thumb_up thumb_down -25

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops