funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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one of the idiot

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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