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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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brock has small hands for a small job

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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