What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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I like your hair

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What color is red paint? Red

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Ju... Just why?

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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