- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

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My name is Jeff

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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