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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

What'sucks and white Jackson

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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