Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Justin Bieber

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Global Warming.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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Womens rights

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Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

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women's rights

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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