what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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