Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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whats 2+2? 1

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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