In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Flab

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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.....Carrot Top....

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

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