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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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