A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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