What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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