- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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