What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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who drinks pee? katness

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A bar walks into a man

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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