Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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