Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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I have an erection My mom!

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A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Penis!

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Obamacare

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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