Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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