Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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John Cena

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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the WNBA

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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