I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Women's Rights Movement

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Anti Joke

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