Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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