Where to, sir? Forward.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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I saw a shovel once.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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why does column have a letter n?

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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