Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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