What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Yo Mama just died.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Sixty... eight

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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