Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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