- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Refridgerator.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Women's rights.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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