Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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Safe sex MR

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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WHAT????

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i was molested.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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