A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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a potato flew around my room

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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