Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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