Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Dylan Eichas

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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Women's Rights

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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