Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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