*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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womens rights.

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Peas

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Anti Joke

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