Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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