What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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