Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Black people are clen.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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