Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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haha black people :D

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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What the hell are you doing?

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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