Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation can be known as fishing for compliments or reassurance of your value as a human being. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Why was the boy sad. Because he had been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and he had been told he has three days to live. That's why.

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

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Knock knock Who's There? My name is Jeff

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a pedifle? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

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What happens when a Republican accidentally walks into a Gay/Straight Alliance meeting? The man asks if he is in the right place. He apologizes and then leaves.

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