Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Half life 3 confirmed

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