Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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