So this blonde walks into a library.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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