Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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can you touch your toes? no

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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