What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Sixty... eight

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Dumb

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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