- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I do last night?work

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

What's blue and pink and sweet? Cotton candy.

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

Banana Hamock.

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