Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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What's 4+7 47

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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