Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so they can be used interchangeably.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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potato farming

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Two arabs fly into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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