why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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