How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

David Silberberg is gay

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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