What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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