Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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