knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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