ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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