Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Obama

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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No.

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There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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