What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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black people

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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