A homosexual walks into a church

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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want to go home? yea

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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