Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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Womens rights

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Anti Joke

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