There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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I'm Jewish

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Whats big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A Fridge.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What sucks?

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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