Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What's just not right? Left

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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