Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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you are gay

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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