What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Go away.

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Anti Joke

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