Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Granny porn!

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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