Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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arse

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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