Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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