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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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