A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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The Economy

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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