A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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silver bullet?

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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