Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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