Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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