bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whos district champs not JM

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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