Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

Roses are red Violets are blue, You are reading jokes online, Go make some friends, or take up knitting because it has many benefits.

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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