3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Why is this site so stupid? It's no, its the best site ever

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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haha

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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