whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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8=D

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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A homeless person dies.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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balls

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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