How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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I'm gay.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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