- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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