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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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