- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Two girls are sitting quietly.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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