A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What happened to your hamster? It died.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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