how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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