If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Take off your shoes.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Caramel Boing.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Fine, ladies first.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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flavin's head

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