whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Canada's army

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Chinese drivers.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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