A man killed himself.

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Feminism.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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who else is on here?

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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Anti Joke

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