What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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where are you?

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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