One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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