did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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haha

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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