Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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