Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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