Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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whats better than shoes feet

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democracy

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Ehh

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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