why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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