- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

knock knock who's there police

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

Asian women drivers...

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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