- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim's gay.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

knock knock Goodbye

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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