- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Liverpool City Football Club

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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