Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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obama is a good president

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What's black and hangs from a tree in my yard? A tire, and it also happens to be a swing.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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There's my tractor.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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