What is more worse than death? Death

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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1+1 =? Too

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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