How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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womans having rights.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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