What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Black people.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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