Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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8===D

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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How do magnets work?

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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