What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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n i g g e r s a r e f u c k i n g c h i n k y f a g s

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What do caterpillars fear most? Death.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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whats 2+2? 4

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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Sixty... eight

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