I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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