What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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