How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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the your face joke

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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