Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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