oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the man shut up? because he was told to

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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