What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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Black people

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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nickel back

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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JFK

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Anti Joke

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