- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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