A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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