EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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