What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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bitches be crafty.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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