your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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