why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Good boy

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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you

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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