Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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A seal walks into a club.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

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Anti Joke

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