a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

Knock knock It's open

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Cancer.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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