how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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This one sucks!

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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What is 2+2? 4!

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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