What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Obama

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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