A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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antijoke is the best website.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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