What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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