A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Jaden McMichael

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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The MLS

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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