What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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