Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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