knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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