A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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matt is fat

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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hi my name is? joe

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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