A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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