What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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