A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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try slamming a revolving door

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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