Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Itookasipasoda

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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