- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

squash squash who squash my ass

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are penis

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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