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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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