- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??