Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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