What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Mitch

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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