how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Fuck her

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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