What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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