Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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what the hell happened to your face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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