What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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George Bush.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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Anti Joke

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