When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Women's rights.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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penis. nuff said.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A kid has no friends.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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