Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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a retard lost...

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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women rights

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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