What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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baby loves lalma

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Why did the

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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