When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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Your Mom is so fat... Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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