Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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