A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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whats a joke

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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Women Drivers.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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