Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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The holocaust

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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oops

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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