Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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