- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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