What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Of course, first door on your left

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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