Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

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