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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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