I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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