- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

women

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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