A Jew, an African American, and a homosexual are on an island. They all came to Manhattan for different reasons and are enjoying the lives they've built there.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Anti Joke

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