What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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- What's green and invisible? *holds out empty hand* - This cabbage

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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long in the tooth!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Unflushed Shit...

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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