whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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An asian without a future.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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