What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Animal

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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God wrote this joke.................................

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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9/11

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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