whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Men's rights

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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