What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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trumpy trumpy trump

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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