A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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The Moon Landing.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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A scottish man having fun

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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President Donald Trump

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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