- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

math test 2=2

Mitt Romney

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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