What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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Blacks

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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9/11

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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