what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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hi

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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