A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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