Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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What is worse than hell?

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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