- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Why did you step on my watermelon?

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

what do you call a muslim driving a plane? a pilot

haha, you're an orphan

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Q: What's the difference between a mountain goat and a pitching wedge? A: A lot.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

0 + 0 = 0

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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