What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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