- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Women's rights

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

Knock knock. Come in. You're under arrest for second degree murder.

A lot eh?

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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