Women's rights.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Am I the boss.No I was just offered the job

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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Terraria

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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