Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Women's rights.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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