They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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save water shower with friends

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Anti Joke

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