knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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