a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

knock knock come in

Your gay

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

69...you know how awkward this is now...

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