Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Gun Control

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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