If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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a retard lost...

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Joay impistato is a fig

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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Whats the difference between a brick and a Jew? One you throw it at the postmans head, the other is just a brick

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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