Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Skrillex.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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Hi

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Mahmy

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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