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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

what did the farmer do? plant

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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