- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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