Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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