what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Tell you something funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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