Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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you lose.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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sorry got to poo

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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