What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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What break when you talk?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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why does column have a letter n?

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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