What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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I'm Jewish

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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