What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Shut the cork up!

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Penis

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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