A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Netball.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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