- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

knock knock Goodbye

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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