- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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