it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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