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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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