A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Many pirates were illiterate and so did not know any letters, much less have a favorite. However, even if this pirate were able to read, it is unlikely that we would be able to find out his favorite letter without asking him, since pirates were primarily in existence two to four centuries ago. In addition, most people don't have a favorite letter, and so a pirate would probably not be an exception.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Vote this up

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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