ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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