Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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