What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Women's rights.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Get in the car.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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P0P T4Rt

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Anti Joke

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