What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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