Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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Obama

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Hi colton

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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