Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Lil' Wayne

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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The Christian Bible.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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