Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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identical jokes get different votes.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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