2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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black guy graduating high school

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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