Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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