Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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