MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Mooses

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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