How do you scare a black man? You dont

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Where's the soap?

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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