What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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PENIS that is all

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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How did your baby die. She suffacted by your smell

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