Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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