When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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I need a good anti joke....

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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