What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Your dads dead. lol

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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