Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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poop.

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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