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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

WEED!

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