Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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