A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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