Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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soccer

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Anti Joke

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