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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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John Stamos.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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The joke below me is retarded

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Anti Joke

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