A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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women's rights

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Boner

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Flab

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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