Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Andoni was here

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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