If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Jesus Christ

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Anti Joke

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