Goat balls.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Hi

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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lets bomb africa

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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