a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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mooooh im a cow

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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alert("The Game");

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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