Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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