What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Gorden Brown.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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