What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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