- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

A black man walks Into a bar.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Sarah Palin

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

I have a horse.

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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