How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

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What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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