Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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My butt!!!!

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I Love Hitler.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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