Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Women can vote? wtf

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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What is brown and sticky?

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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