Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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