Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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What's 9 + 10 19

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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