- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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