What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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your face

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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austins gay lolololol

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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