If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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pee

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Well, there's one way...

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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TIMMAH!

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Why did the car drink Slurpies? I don't know. Why? Doorknob. Carl was unsure on what his friend, Frank meant when he told his joke, but then again who IS sure? Frank is the only one who truly knows what happened that day on August 13th 2010 when his mother came over for a surprise visit to her son's house just as Frank was heading out the door about to get in his truck and buy groceries, unaware that his mother was standing outside and bending over to ring the door bell not to expect Frank opening the door with his quick and violent actions thus hitting his mother in the face as the door swung open. Frank hadn't known his mother was at his house nor even remembered him but there she was, past out bleeding to death on his front lawn. It was Frank's fault that day, when his mother past away and reason why Frank hides his anger through his jokes. If only he hadn't opened that door he tells himself every night. Now he's cursed himself with his odd humour of using doorknobs as punchlines to hide his grief of his loss. And with that, Carl replies; Ummm.... I don't get it.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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