If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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