Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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womens rights

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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hi

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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