the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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