Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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penis

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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