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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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