Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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Women's rights.

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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