What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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