G:nock nock B:come in!

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What's one plus one? two.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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