Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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penis in the camel

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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Justin's humor

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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