What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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knock, knock. come in.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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women outside of the kitchen

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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pudding

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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two fish are in a tank.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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