How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Jack Stevens

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Bing

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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