What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Twenty-Four

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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Anti Joke

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