Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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anne hatthaway

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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