When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Anti Joke

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