A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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