Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Republicans

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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