Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Why Because

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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