How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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