An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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haha Otarts was here

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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