A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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