- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

PEANIS!

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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