Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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