What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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