lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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