why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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