Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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