What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Anti Joke

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