Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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