A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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