What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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get in the car.

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Anti Joke

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