Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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The penn state football administration

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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