elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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your all shit at jokes

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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