Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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Gay rights

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Give me thumbs up!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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