What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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jews

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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