Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Asians

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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