Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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poopoo

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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