What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

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Kathy Griffin.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Anti Joke

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