What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Haha

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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