Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Lindsay Lohan

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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