Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

You want to hear a joke? Democract

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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