roses are red, violets are blue.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Women's Rights

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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three black men walk into a bar. they where asked polity to leave.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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