why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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What did one orphan say to the other? My parents are dead.

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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