Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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