Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Rob Bell

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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