why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a baleen whale walk into a bar. The priest says, "Well I believe Jesus Christ is the only begotten son of God and my lord and savior, so I'll have some communion wine." The rabbi says, "Well I don't believe the messiah has yet walked the earth, so I'll have Manischewitz wine." The baleen whale says "EEEEEEOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH"

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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