What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Poop

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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