A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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kieran scott has a huge back

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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