why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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