A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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you just contradicted yourself.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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