okay so theres this guy.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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don't read this

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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Womens rights

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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