Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Slavery

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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