What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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