Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What? Yes.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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bite me

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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woman's lacrosse

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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