What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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What did the widow get for mothers day A miscarriage

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Anti Joke

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