Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Worst joke ever

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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