What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Hey

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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