- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Knock Knock Who's There 42

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

How do magnets work?

Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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