theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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whats white and sticky glue

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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