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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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