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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

you wanna hear a joke? no

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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