What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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chuck norris

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mc hammers income.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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