Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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who ever is reading this....

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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