What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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minorities

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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