- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

911 jokes are just plane wrong

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Women's rights.

suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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