What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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the redsox

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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