Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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knock knock? come in

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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