What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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AIDS

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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