- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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