Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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Women's rights

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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derp

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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