What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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