GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour? The police, we've been getting reports of many ironically named metaphors knocking on your door to which you reply witty utterances, can you explain this frankly quite disturbing behaviour who? Wait aren't you the one who's supposed to supposed tell the punchline? Oh Yeah

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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