the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

How old are you? 7

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

Land Rovers

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

What is Jason? Black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

Cheese stick

Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

Knock knock. Come right on in.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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