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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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Anti Joke

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