If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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