Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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non poop

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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Proof reading

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why?

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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