press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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