what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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womens rights!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Thumbs this down

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Anti Joke

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