Jeff

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Women's rights...

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