what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Your mum is dead

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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the game

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Anti Joke

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