what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

What's the deal with brown?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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