- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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