Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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minorities

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Harry Styles

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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Anti Joke

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