what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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The Mets win the World Series

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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a man said hi.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Homo say what?

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Knock knock

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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