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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

You're Adopted.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

If youre African, why are you white?

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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