what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Hello

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Cancer

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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