WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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EGGPLANT

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Where's my tractor?

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whats 2+2? 1

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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