The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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ethan skov ex gf looked like a bull mastifs ring piece

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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