- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

I was once a hamster.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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