What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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2+2= 478

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Penis.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Anti Joke

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