So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Seven

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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8====D~~~~~~

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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I just drank a cola.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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Anti Joke

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