If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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THE GAME

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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