Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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Chuck Norris.

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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A Serbian Film

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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