What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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belly button

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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