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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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want a balloon? yeah

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

Once upon a time, your face.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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