How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Honk if you're Amish!

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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hi bye

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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You smell like shit

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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