Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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NEVER

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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Female Athletics

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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