Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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women's rights

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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