What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

You know what is not cool? Fire.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

i hate anti-jokes ;)

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Women's Basketball.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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