What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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