knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

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Anti Joke

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