In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Golf.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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