What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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wow garlic, yum

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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