Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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the economy.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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So, this joke isn't funny.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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