- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

. Deez nuts Ok

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Bob Saget

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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