Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Black People.

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Sex education in Texas.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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