- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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