Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Jake. Walsh.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Shea's sty....

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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why is john so fat years of over eating

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

kieran is a homosexual

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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