What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Roey Jegen

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

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i love huge wieners.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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this website is a bad joke

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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