Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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