It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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