Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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jibby jobby

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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VAGINA.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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The MLS

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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