- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

a man walks into horse bar

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

liam buchan is gay !

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

I have down syndrome. -RDV

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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