Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Robert Mugabe.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

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Golf.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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I'm taken

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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