Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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A black student graduated High School

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Are you a tree

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Anti Joke

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