Gadaffi

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Women's rights.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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eh

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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