What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Lewis

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Queens Park rangers

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Microsoft Windows

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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