Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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