What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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