What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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You're on fire.

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