I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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marshal sterio had sex

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Well educated black man.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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School

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Anti Joke

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