There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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#Getweird

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bologna

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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