whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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Misner is a twat.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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