Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender refuses to give the woman alcohol because he acknowledges a health risk for her unborn child.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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Why are Asians bad drivers? There Not. Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift?

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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