- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Do you know that car over there? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

what do you call a man in a hole Fill

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What rymes with milk..... milf

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

I was watching Fox news.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

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