- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

a black guy leaves prison

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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