My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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