Q: What did the mentaly retarded kid get on his IQ test A: Drool

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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So dont touch it

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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