It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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