- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Logan's gay

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