- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

I'm so punny.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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