- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Gay's rights

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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