There is a car full of black people.

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Women's Rights

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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A seal walks into a club...

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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