What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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