A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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