- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

Three blondes walk into a community college.

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