- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

FUS RO DAH!!!

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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