whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Jews for Jesus

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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