Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Wanker

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Jellybeans

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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