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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

12 in general

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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