- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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