There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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WEED!

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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