Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Justin Beiber

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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