If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Miami Heat.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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Anti Joke

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