What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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WILLY

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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