What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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