Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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