what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Anti Joke

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