Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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