aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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