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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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