What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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women's rights

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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RUN

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Runescape.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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Miscarriages.

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