what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Poop

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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