Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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What does water taste like? Water

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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lol

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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