What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

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Junior's love life.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Anti Joke

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