Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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rebecca is a hard worker

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It has been this way for two days now. Whenever he looks over his shoulder and past his wing, he can see them there. Following him. The men with the red eyes. He doesn't know what they want and doesn't want to find out. He crosses that road as he has crossed so many others recently, squawking and shuffling along on his stubby legs, darting through traffic in a risky effort to shake them off of his tailfeathers. He gets to the other side and ascends the curb, walking beak-first into a pair of legs hidden beneath a grey robe. He looks up and sees a pair of eyes like burning coals staring down at him from within the darkness of a hood. He tries to run, but it is too late. He has been taken. His wings and fingers are forfeit.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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Golf.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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