- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Jimmy Saville

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Error 37.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Black people are clen.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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