Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Welcome to die!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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