What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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A dog was barking at a tree

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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