- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

my mom raped yerr foot

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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