what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Anti Joke

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