a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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