- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

whats pale and white your ass.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

A midget walks under a bar

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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