What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After ten minutes at 375 degrees, they were pulled out, allowed to cool, and eaten.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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