What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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