your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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whats up and also down? your mum

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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