- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

How old is victor? Old

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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