Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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what goes boo a sock

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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The Economy

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Albert your flies undone.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Anti Joke

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