Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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