Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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