Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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woman's rights

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Ehh

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Two english guys meet at work

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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