What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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