what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Wait what? I did not type that!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

refridgrator

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down -114

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

thumb_up thumb_down +5

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

thumb_up thumb_down

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops