There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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someone called a frog a frog

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Nah

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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