Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Why does my ass hurt I played gmod with a blackpeople

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poop

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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69

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Maths.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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