A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

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The WNBA.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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