Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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I Have a Black Friend

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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