What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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haha.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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I agree

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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