- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

whats green and lives in the water

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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