- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Womens rights

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

my mind's eye?

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

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