why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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What's two plus two? Window

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Do the roar!

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Anti Joke

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