Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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