A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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A man penetrates another man.

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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