A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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