Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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