Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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What did the boy Tell to his friends? Nothing. He has noone.

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Anti Joke

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