In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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