- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

Knock knock

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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