Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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