more like nig!

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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