What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Thanks

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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