What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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feminism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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The WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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