Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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What is the difference between a duck?

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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A kid walked in to a bar, grabbed a napkin, and left

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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