why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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