- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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