What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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What's big and white?

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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