Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Donald Trump

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Cleveland winning something

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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