Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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