Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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