- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

How old is victor? Old

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

a pornstar comes early to a party

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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