What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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