A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Well, this is fun.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Hi

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Prostitution is bad.......

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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