There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Lol you respond here goood one AAANDEEERS TEN MG PER PILL Asswhipe! Besides friends call me Black Metal, you can call me Nero the avenger. Line kinda broke up with you first, you think she would send you a picture with my finger on her... cough... AND THINK YOU WOULD STILL STIck aROUND WITH HER? Id be more... well glad for your mothers sake, btw, she got me flowers, I wont tell the rest, but she got me another pic... Okay ill tell the rest then, first pic is my fingas, the other is my limpo in her mouth... The third is the funny doctor which caught us and wanted all three of us to be on the pic... Aww, no really man, you had a gem, we where good friends before me and Line, but she did not want to leave before she got me flowers... Aww... Ooooh... Oh! Well not yet but you get the picutre. I got ur message, sure im high as a kite, but I know what im doing if you can "picture" what I mean... Dont tell your mom btw, I want to surprise her, (reverse psychology) hmm, that did I write that? Anyway, how is your sister doing? I dont think she gives those strangely long hugs to anyone but me, and she laughed wen i got a boner... NERO, never call me, never ever call Me black, besides its either Mr.Black, oor black metla you rat! VALIUM? SERIOUSLY? Ill get that test extended you know... Because POISONING!

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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