Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Chayton

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Slavery lol

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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