Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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