How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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get in the car.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Mark Wilson

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Knock knock What?

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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