How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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666

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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The WNBA.

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No it isn't.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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