What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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ever tried african food? they neither

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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