Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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