Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Irish sobriety

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Two crabs are standing on a wall. One of them falls down. The second one's name is Georges.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Anti Joke

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