- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A man walks into a bar.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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