A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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What happens when you put two black people in a blender? That is physically impossible, you cannot fit two people in an ordinary blender.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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I can Nazi

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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