Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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