Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: Doesn't matter, got hit by car.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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