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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

No it doesnt..

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

civil rights

A blonde walked into a bar.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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