A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Noah is Smart.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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