when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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