N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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No it doesnt..

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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www.hurr-durr.com

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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Your social life.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Matt Damon

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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I can't think of a joke.

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