What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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WNBA

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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Women's Rights

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Knock knock, come in.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Gays

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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