Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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