- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

911 jokes are just plane wrong

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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