what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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