What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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