Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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