Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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osama bin laden is dead

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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The GOV and the WHO?

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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