Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

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suck my dick.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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GONNA

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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