You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Robin, get in the batmobile.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

What's half of 8? o

why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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