Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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go F*** yourself

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Horse.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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