Dear Board of education, so are we.

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AIDS

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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