Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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