why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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eh

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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