Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Make it? Sodium levels? Means he is eating right? Its not ADHD, the chatter is his way of coping with pain and what I believe is PTSD (dont tell him, he would get mad, if he gets that blank stare while chatting a lot its like he is back in the past for a while, please distract him out of it, but dont tell him anything about that. Give him what he wants, its a secret but Nero masters hypnosis, and he pretty much knows himself to a point far beyond others know themselves, he can sense lies and knows how others are feeling just by the movement of their pupils, their eyes, their breath, the tonality of their voice and lots of things like that, I think thats some sort of hypnosis as well, he uses ritalin in order to focus and shut off pain receptors mentally and stuff I don't understand, I am sure he would not ask for it unless he knew he could take it, he has literally performed surgery on himself before, the kind that would kill anyone unless under strong anesthetics. (removed bullets from the back of his skull, people say its just a myth, but I was there so I know its true) Please trust me on this as weird as it might sound.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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I'm hungry.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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