- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

Not a joke.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??