A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Prostitution is bad.......

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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This is funny.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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