A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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God

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless she's too short, in which case she may get someone else to do it for her.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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