Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Trashcan!

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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anti jokes

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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