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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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