The awkward when you said moment in your head.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

thumb_up thumb_down -3

womens rights to vote

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

thumb_up thumb_down +2

every knight i see an owl at window

thumb_up thumb_down

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

thumb_up thumb_down -9

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down +5

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

thumb_up thumb_down +17

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops