Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Please don't shoot me

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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