why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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Penis

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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