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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

whats polish and black a polish black person

I like to eat.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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