Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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