How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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