what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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FUCK YOU

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Anti Joke

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