What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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were you expecting a joke

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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