If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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