- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

GONNA

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

deez nuts

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Your mother

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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