How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Moral

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I am a n1gger.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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