(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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France had one revolution

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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