I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Facebook...

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9/11

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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