Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Women's Rights Movement

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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