What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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Ehh

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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