Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Communism

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