Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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