Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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