Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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^ That's not even funny ^

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I like poop in my butt

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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