Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Penis.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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