hot diggity dog

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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knock knock go away

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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