did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Whats white and sticky fluff

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

A fish walks into a bar

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Patrick is gay

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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