What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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There is no I in Pie except for the I

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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I love you very much.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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hi

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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