why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Q: How do you get a black guy out of a tree? A: You cut the rope.

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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Anti Joke

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