HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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Obama being reelected.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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