Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Grace Ackerson

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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