- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Gun Control

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

A seal walks into a club.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

Wait what? I did not type that!

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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