-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Hello penis

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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