Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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kushagra tyagi

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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What is the quickest way to speed up your 70 year old husband’s heart rate? Extract of foxglove is a very effective blocker of the parasympathetic nervous system, and since the parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for slowing the heart, this would lead to an increase in heart rate. However, it is very dangerous to use such chemicals without advice, and therefore it is better to seek an examination and, if necessary, a prescription from a qualified GP.

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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