- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Black people being friendly.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

A blind man walked into a bar and got a beer and got drunk and went on a rampage and killed YOUR MOM

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??