What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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I pooped my pants

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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I have aids

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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