Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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ecks! why zee?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Potato salad

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Woman.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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