Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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