When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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http://anti-joke.com/

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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theres a fat guy

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eloise dey.

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