get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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How come anti jokes r funny

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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