Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

black people

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Jeff

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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