Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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