What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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balls in ya mouf

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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