Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Why couldn't Michael ask out Mary? Because Mary had been dead for dead for 10 years.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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A seal walks into a club.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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