There is no I in Pie except for the I

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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My name is Jeff

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Sex education in Texas,

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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