Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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there was once a jew

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Womens rights.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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knock,knock you suck

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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osama bin laden is dead

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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