Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

i fondle myself every night....

What's city is in New York New York City

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Tim and Eric

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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