A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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My life

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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