i like turtals and kids

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Society.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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