Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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whats white and sticky glue

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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u know whats a crime? rape

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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