What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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I'm Jewish

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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4/20.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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