Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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You suck big fat slobber

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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