- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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