What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Two girls are sitting quietly.

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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Anti Joke

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