What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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These Jokes suck.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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