knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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