- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

what is orange? an orange

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

identical jokes get different votes.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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