A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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Woman rights.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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This is a joke.

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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