- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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