OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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