J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A delicious and hearty breakfast that lowers cholesterol and is good for the heart

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: Doesn't matter, got hit by car.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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