Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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68 :)

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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sky's sty

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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