Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

what's red and blue? your heart

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What is brown and sticky? A stick

what has genitial warts? me

Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

The Morman Religion.

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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