Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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