- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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