what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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