Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Roses are red.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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