Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Anti Joke

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