Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

are you gay does your mom know

thumb_up thumb_down -43

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what is a chicken answer: chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -16

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

thumb_up thumb_down +8

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

thumb_up thumb_down +35

live or die you decide to late time to die

thumb_up thumb_down -40

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

thumb_up thumb_down +23

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops