you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

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