Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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