Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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Animal

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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