Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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