Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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