What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Take off your shoes.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Worst joke ever

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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womens rights.

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Anti Joke

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