A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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whats gay ? you

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Fart

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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