Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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