Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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richard is fag

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What did the pope do when he saw the grinch? He prayed for his soul.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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