yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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