Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everybody will die

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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pudding

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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