- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

why was the old man on the ground he fell

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

I have no soul so I must consume yours

Why was the boy laughing? Because

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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