ure mama's so fat

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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THE END.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Gianni

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Anti Joke

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