- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Yes. Just Yes.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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