- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Chuck norris survived rapture.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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