jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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a man walks into horse bar

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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