Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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fart

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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Rob Bell

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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