A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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A young baby died.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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What did Jesus say as he walked on water and people went like WOHOO! OMG WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO CHISEL THIS INTO JEWTUBE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE! "BEHOLD AS I WALK UPON THIS WATER WHILE ALL OF YOU HAVE FAILED BEFORE ME! ONLY I CAN WALK OF THIS WATER OF FROZEN WITHOUT SLIPPING! Nero: Because go fuck yourself asshole. Lol... Jewtube was not as widely available as youtube so yeah... Walking on ice without falling over was a big thing back then... You know such as OMG! EATING BREAD AND DRINKING WINE! WOOOOOOAAAAH SCIENCE! AND BURNING BUSHES SPOKE AND... Moral: "Ill be back, you know, just to annoy you, and because I want to, a real man needs no other reason, and that is why you fuckers need so many of them"

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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