Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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jibby jobby

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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