Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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