Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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