- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

A dog was barking at a tree

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