why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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guess what? bannanas

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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