what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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You.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Grapefruit.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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