Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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