What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Stop being a centipede

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