Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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