Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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