You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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justin bieber

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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No.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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