whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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An asian without a future.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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