- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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