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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A blind man walks into a pole.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

kaite is dumb that is true

Hi what I lug you

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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