A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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