whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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stop it ryan vallee

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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