Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Anti Joke

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