what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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