What is brown and sticky?

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Woman's rights.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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A Fat Kenyan

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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