Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Ted Haggard.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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Jebron Lames.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were going for a walk. They spotted some tracks, and stopped to inspect them. "Those are train tracks." The blonde noted. They agreed, looked both ways, then crossed safely over it.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Roey Jegen

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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