Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Women's rights.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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