Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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womans rights

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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