My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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well use a tissue!

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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