I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Why did it die Nothing died

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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