What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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A pope meets another one

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

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A man made a sandwich.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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