Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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