What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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