How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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The horse said "nay."

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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