Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

steven hawking walks into a bar

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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