When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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No!

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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Please? No.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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