A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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8=D

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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