Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Justin Beiber

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Anti Joke

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