Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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