What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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A man killed himself.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Feminism.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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School

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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