A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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obama is a good president

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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