What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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