Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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smug face >:}

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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