a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Herman Cain

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Rebecca Black.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What's your blood type? Red.

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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