A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After ten minutes at 375 degrees, they were pulled out, allowed to cool, and eaten.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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