Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Dogs

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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