There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What's clear and wet? water

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Anti Joke

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