roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Worst joke ever

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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