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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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