How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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