Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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im a selling a car

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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