There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What's your guys names?

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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How old are you? 7

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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