A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Dusters blow stuff.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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watch a i d s left

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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