Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Runescape.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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who farted i did :]

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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minorities

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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