Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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