What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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a potato flew around my room

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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