What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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