What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Mitt Romney.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Hi.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Anti Joke

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