Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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