what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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