why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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guess what what that wasnt it

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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What's red and has wheels a red car....

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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GADZOOKS!

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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