Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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