i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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