Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Cripples are lame.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Anti Joke

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