What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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