Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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