What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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