A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Brad Fuller!

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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