There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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I dont no the difference between their and there

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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