Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Barack Obama

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Q

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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