What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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