What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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