What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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