Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Matt is not funny.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Anti Joke

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