A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Flop dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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black people. that is all...

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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