Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Yes.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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mark is mark

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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Knock knock Come in!

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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shut up

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