- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Gordon Brown smiles.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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