What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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you just lost the game

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Anti Joke

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