A dog is always in the pushup position.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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