I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

knock knock!? . . No.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? I have it's actually really nice

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Jimmy Saville

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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