What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Women's Rights

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Nah

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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God

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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