Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Q: Why was the man upset? A: He was kidnapped. Two cruel men tied him to a chair in an unknown location. This man was mistaken for someone who was planning to steal a big drug shipment. They beat him unmerciful, shocked him, and hit him in the head with a hammer, and threw him out in the street, with the belief of his death occurring. A driver stopped to help the man into the nearby hospital. The man was questioned about the physical appearance and whereabouts of these criminals. He remembered nothing, and sadly, they got away with this horrible crime.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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What did the German say the the Jewish man? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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