Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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TIMMAH!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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