sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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yada yada

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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The truth is he loves her!!

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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