Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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javascript:alert("your own");

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I'm Batman.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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