Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

JUSTIN BEING SMART

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

haha, you're an orphan

How would you rule?

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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