How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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ecks! why zee?

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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