noah is a scrub jungle

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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9/11

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