- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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