the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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