How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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who else is on here?

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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terry stockton is straight

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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learn. advance!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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