I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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