What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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