Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Anti Joke

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