Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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