A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Diarrhea

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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knock knock

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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