Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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