i killed my family

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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How old are you? 20

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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