what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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ass.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Justin

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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