What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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