You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

You know what's natural? Bears.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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