why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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