What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Ted Haggard.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Knock, Knock Come in

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Communism hehe xd

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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