your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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World peace

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BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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Women's rights

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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