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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Women's rights

i dont like chris

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

dry handjob

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are stuck on an island that is a mile away from any civilisation.The blonde decides to swim to find help. The blonde swims half a mile, has a rest and then carries on swimming.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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