What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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Passing by

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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obama is a good president

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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