So you there Red?

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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