Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Come in

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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