Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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