Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Nothing. He can't talk, just makes awful noises and hand gestures.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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A seal walks into a club...

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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cot!

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Obama.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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