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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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