why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Period Blood

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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LET

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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