Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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knock knock come in

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. Everyone shoots her.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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Anti Joke

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