Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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