I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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A black man comes home from work.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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