Horse.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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