What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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