You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Lil Wayne

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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