Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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