A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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the holocaust

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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