Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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haha.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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