Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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