Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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your mum

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Whats9+10 19

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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