So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Michael Brown

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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