Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Your mom is fat

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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what do you call a black man named mike

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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