Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Women's Rights.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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