A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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