What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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