Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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