What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Poop!!

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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obama's promises

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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