- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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