hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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women

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Anti Joke

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