What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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