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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What's your guys names?

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

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How old are you? 7

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Keanu Reaves

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LOL May Wong

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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My love life

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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