What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Child Prostitution.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Whats green? The color green.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? Lick his dog's penis.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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