Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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