How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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