What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Anti Joke

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