A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Has u seen my grammar?

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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