Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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i lost the game

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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Trump will make America great again.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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