Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

A American seeking into mexico

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Anti Joke

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