Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Try not to antagonise it.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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