- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

An Amish walks into Best Buy

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

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