You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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British Dentistry

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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