KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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A gay man watches football.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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You're*

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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tea with milk?

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kk

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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