why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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