Justin Bieber

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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