What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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pizzano is a tool.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Once upon a cross

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Gay Rights

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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