Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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KONY 2012

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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