What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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