What is life? Paul.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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involved parents.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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