What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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