- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Yo mama so fat she died

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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