- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? ni**er

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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