Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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man boobs

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

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