- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock knock Who's there My dick

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

test test

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Has u seen my grammar?

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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