Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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tea with milk?

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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so the weather's nice...

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Anti Joke

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