Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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vaginas

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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