where wally? wallys a myth.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Anyone??????????/

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Charlie Sheen

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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2 + 2 = fish

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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