How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

thumb_up thumb_down -47

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

thumb_up thumb_down +85

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Davey Peterson.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops