A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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