What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Arrow to the Knee

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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