You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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What did the fish say? Moo

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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your face is kinda funny

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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