Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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