What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Penis.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Kony 2012

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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If youre African, why are you white?

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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