a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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Wheelchair high jump

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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pup

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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How many Jews did Hitler kill during the Holocaust? Too many.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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