What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

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