Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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Hey Caleb.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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My mom.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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