What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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...NO.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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