Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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