- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

arena football

What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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