What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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