Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NASCAR

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Anti Joke

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