There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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T-Dog scare me

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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