Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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Boob

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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The person below me is weird.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What do you call an arab terrorist with a bomb on his back in the middle of an airport? Don't even worry. You will never be able to pronounce his name.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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