What happened to your hamster? It died.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Jesus was a good guy

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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