what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Why so serious ?

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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what happens every day? People die

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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