Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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DANA

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Obama lin Baden.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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