Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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This is not a joke.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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lebron

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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