What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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dyslexic's Untie

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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