- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

I am a joke. I am funny.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Anything Dane Cook says

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

When you see it... YOU'LL HAVE AN ORGASAM.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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