- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Where else? The junk yard

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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