Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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The dewey decimal system

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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mexicans fishing

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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I am a mime

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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