- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

What's green and blue? yellow

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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