Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Arrow in the Knee!

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads: "A rare bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, having woolly fur with distinctive black and white markings. Also called giant panda, panda bear." Seeing absolutely nothing in this description that would rationalize the homicides the panda had just committed, the bartender arrived at the reasonable conclusion that the panda was psychotic and having severe psychological problems which probably caused the incident. The bartender couldn't help but wonder if this tragedy could've been avoided had the panda been properly screened for schizophrenia and guns been properly secured in a safe at the panda's mother's house.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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