Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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A black succeeds

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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