knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Women's rights.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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