Detroit has a low crime rate

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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bitches be crafty.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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