If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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fack me in the ace! CC

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women's rights.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Canada

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Anti Joke

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