What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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420

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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Shit.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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barack osama

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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