What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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