Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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PIED NINNY!

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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The WPGA tour

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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