What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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