Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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