two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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