What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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hey bill!

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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"Hello." "Hi."

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Anti Joke

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