A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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