- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Lil Wayne

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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