You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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22

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YOU

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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the love boat

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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