why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Womens' rights.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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