knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Will gropes Ebola victims

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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