Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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