what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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You copy and paster!

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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