What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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#Hanging Degus

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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