What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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