A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Libraries.

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The person below me is weird.

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A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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hi my name is? joe

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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