You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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