How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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