Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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How much is an abortion? A life

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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