A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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alert('The Game')

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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