The Earth is a nice place to live.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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NEVER

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Knock knock.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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