- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

so dont touch it.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

i was molested.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

Knock Knock It's Open!

whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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