Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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A dyslexic blind man

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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