What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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President Donald Trump

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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