Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Good afternoon.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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