So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Anti Joke

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