what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Michael Brown

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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