Why did the man die? He got shot!

thumb_up thumb_down +18

You should never talk to strangers.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

thumb_up thumb_down -95

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

thumb_up thumb_down -42

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Dick spice

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -43

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops