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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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If life gives you lemonade.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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The white guy did it!

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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Communism hehe xd

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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