- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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