Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Woman Rights

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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69 :)

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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acualy is dolan

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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