- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Why do black men smell like horse poo? Because they showe horse shit in stables.

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

kennah campion when she talks

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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