What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Gestapo.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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