- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

Not a joke.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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