- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Woman rights.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

This is a joke. Laugh!

sky's sty

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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