- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

Dylan Eichas

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Women's Rights

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Womens rights !

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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