69, hahaha

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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c+t+c?

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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