*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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your fat

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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