Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Guess What! HI!

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Drunk irish man

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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