What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Q: Why did Megan Fox cross the road? A: Because she was running from a giant Decepticon!!! Why else!!!???

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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