how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Obamacare

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Loperson

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Hey Caleb.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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