Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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AIDS.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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I'm hungry.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Win and Beau have no friends

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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asian, do math

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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