why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says "I just got back from a funeral"

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Women's Rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Why did the blonde shoot her dog? Because it had rabies

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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