A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Tacos

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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