GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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