Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

The government

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

your mom

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Your mom is so hot your daddy married her and they lived happily ever after

guess what>? your mum lol

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

my penis

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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