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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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