- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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