A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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