squirrels with massive bonerss

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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The Christian Bible.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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