Justin Bieber

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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justin bieber

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Faithful men.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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The Economy

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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God wrote this joke.................................

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Obamacare

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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