Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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I had a submarine.... once

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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A man killed himself.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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Soccer...

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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