Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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girls basketball

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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this website even though its hilarious.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Justin Bieber.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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