Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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A black man comes home from work.

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Anti Joke

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