You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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