How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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