Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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A black man killed someone

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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