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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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