Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

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