CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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