Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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