Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Womens rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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