You all have Aids

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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