There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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knock knock. come in.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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