Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Women's Rights

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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