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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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