Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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RUN

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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Runescape.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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Miscarriages.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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bite me

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ccjcjcjcjcjcjjcjcjcjjcjcjcjcjcjcjccjcjcj why

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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