Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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why did my iphone screen get scratched :(? because i dropped it ):

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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