I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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roses are red violets are blue

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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I'm sn otter

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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