- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Those last 4 were by: Walter

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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