women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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