What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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