Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Justin Beiber

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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GIVE

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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