What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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shut up iggy

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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Anti Joke

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