Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Black people are innocent.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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