Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom? Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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