Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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