- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Men's rights

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

ballsack

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

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