What does greg and Ian have in common?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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