why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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i dont fisish anythi

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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