Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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A Serbian Film

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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An old woman and her grandson arrive at the hospital, only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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A man buys free health care...

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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