Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, he hops up to the bartender, and asks for a martini. The bartender, not knowing exactly what to do, goes into the back to his boss's office. He says "Hey, there's a kangaroo up front askin' for a martini...do we serve kangaroos?" His boss replies "Ya, of course, but these kangaroos, they aren't too smart, so charge him like 50 bucks for the drink." The bartender agrees and goes back up front to serve the kangaroo. He pours the martini and hands it to the kangaroo, the kangaroo thanks him and says "How much do I owe you?" The bartender replies "50 bucks." The kangaroo then reaches into his pouch, pulls out a fifty dollar bill, and puts it on the counter. He finishes his drink and begins to hop away. As he is leaving, the bartender says "Hey, wait, we don't get many of your kind around here, why is that?" And the kangaroo replies "I'm not surprised at THESE prices!!!" and hops out.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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