cot!

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Obama.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Poker face

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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