Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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this is not a joke

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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