Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Hello penis

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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Women's Rights

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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