- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

im black

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

ecks! why zee?

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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