Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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VAL SUCKS

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Whats white? A fridge

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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