- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

hey, my names mark.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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