What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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