- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Come in.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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