Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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What's up? Your time.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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