Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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Hello

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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