Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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Anti Joke

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