A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Got milk? No.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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boobs.

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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Gun Control

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Anti Joke

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