Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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