Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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