What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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you give like i give lomain

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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