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The Detroit Lions

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

Eric is gay Ha

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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