Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

The adventures of Helen Keller:

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