- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Welcome to die!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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