Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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child labor

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Anti Joke

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