Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Jews

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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