Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Dinosaur!

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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