Lets Go Lakers!

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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