Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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newt gingrich

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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Gianni

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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