Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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cory is gay

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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