There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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