- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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