A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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