A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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purple pickles

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You sick fiend

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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