That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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bum sex lol

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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You bumder!

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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