What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Your text.

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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