Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Sorry boss

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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