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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Well, this is fun.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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