Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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this is gay

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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american government

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Anti Joke

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