Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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