I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Female Athletics

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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womens rights!

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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