What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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