Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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