Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Starter clothing

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women's rights

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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