- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What's two plus two? Window

Do the roar!

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Knock knock. Racism.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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