- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What's 9 + 10 19

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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