Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Barack Obama

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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