What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Justin's life

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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