Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's up? A direction...

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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