why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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Indeed.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Spread the net.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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hi charles lattuca III

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