Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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Mark Wilson

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Why does Beyonce sing, "To the Left, To the Left"? Because black people aint got no RIGHTS

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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matty russel are you on here

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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