A seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Sea World Japan.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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