Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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A man buys free health care...

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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What flys? A fly

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Neil Lewis

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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