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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

knock knock who's there me i kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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