Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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alert("The Game");

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Anti Joke

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