The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Paul Dylan King!

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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