Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Well educated black man.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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