The Colts this year.

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Penis-Pump

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Alex Gedrose.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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