Ted Haggard.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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