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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Women's Rights.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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1d

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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girls basketball

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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