Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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:O + :P = 69

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Like if you like big tits.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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