How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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