What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Yo mama so ugly people don't like to look at her.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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