How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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LOL May Wong

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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