did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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karn chevalier

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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