Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Who invented apple? God

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Please don't rape me.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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first

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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Good job, son.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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