women's rights

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A mormon walks into a bar.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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