what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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you just read an anti-joke

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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