Kyle grund parker coffey

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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knock knock Come in.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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