- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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