no u

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Adam Sandler.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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My mom's dead

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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GAY PEOPLE

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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dead babies

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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