Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Penis

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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