Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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The Olympics

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Go home, look for the ingredients on which to make proper, delicious lemonade. Afterward, I would go in the front yard, make a stand, then make a sign that says $1.00 lemonade. Then you know make millions on your master-mind plan that no one else ever thought of.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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DERP

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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