where is the world?

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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Santa isn't real

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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This statement is false.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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