- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

a ginger has a soul

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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