So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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I'm hungry.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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