why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Worms don't like apples.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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