Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Dylan Eichas

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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