Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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A guy walks into a pub. He cant walk out because hes blind.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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