- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. no one's home..

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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