What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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