Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Emily Walker.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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America

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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What did the African say when he had diarrhea? "I wish I had access to clean water and basic amenities."

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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What is the quickest way to speed up your 70 year old husband’s heart rate? Extract of foxglove is a very effective blocker of the parasympathetic nervous system, and since the parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for slowing the heart, this would lead to an increase in heart rate. However, it is very dangerous to use such chemicals without advice, and therefore it is better to seek an examination and, if necessary, a prescription from a qualified GP.

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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