Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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