How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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full house

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Women's rights.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Justin Bieber.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Anti Joke

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