Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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