What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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