Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Sloths

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What's worse than this That :(

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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