Hello

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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