women's rights.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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Anti Joke

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