So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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