Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Pianca going ham

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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Chuck Norris

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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