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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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i dont hate yu i jus really really dislike yu!!!

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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This one sucks!

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Womens rights

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Anti Joke

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