What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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Hey

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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That's Racist

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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